Religion Is Like Your Penis

[Timminz]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

[TheSaxlad]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

Hear Hear!

[Fircoal]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

Hear Hear!

[john9blue]

Insightful analogy!

[notyou2]

Conversely, is dick like religion?

[alex951]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

Hear Hear!

[InkL0sed]

Conversely, is dick like religion?

One should certainly worship one's dick.

My question is: are women therefore godless?

[Victor Sullivan]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

I disagree, Timminz. On multiple levels...

[Timminz]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

I disagree, Timminz. On multiple levels...

So you think that I should be ashamed of, not enjoy, and be sad if anyone wants to get on their knees to show respect for my penis, or religion, and that I should whip them both out in public, force-feed them both to children, attack everyone else's penises and religions, while using them both to promote my side in arguments?

That sir, is totally insane.

[keiths31]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.

[Phatscotty]

religion is what you make it

[InsomniaRed]

Women don't have religion then? So do they just go along with the man and worship his religion until it gets boring and then they move onto a different religion? Are lesbians atheist? Wait...are atheists lesbians? If so...I need to go find a woman.

[Phatscotty]

Women don't have religion then? So do they just go along with the man and worship his religion until it gets boring and then they move onto a different religion? Are lesbians atheist? Wait...are atheists lesbians? If so...I need to go find a woman.

in the case of Islam, yes, they must go along with the man

[greenoaks]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

does your dick have any special holidays ?

[Timminz]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

does your dick have any special holidays ?

Yes. The stifth of cocktober.

[InsomniaRed]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

does your dick have any special holidays ?

Yes. The stifth of cocktober.

Is that like Halloween? Do you wear costumes/hide your faces?

[GabonX]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.

You're kind of a shitty Roman Catholic..

[GabonX]

Women don't have religion then? So do they just go along with the man and worship his religion until it gets boring and then they move onto a different religion?

That sounds about right..

[Iliad]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.

You're kind of a shitty Roman Catholic..

He should be a dick, pun not intended, and shove his religion in everyone's faces? Does keeping your religious beliefs to yourself mean you're a shitty roman catholic?

[GabonX]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.

You're kind of a shitty Roman Catholic..

He should be a dick, pun not intended, and shove his religion in everyone's faces? Does keeping your religious beliefs to yourself mean you're a shitty roman catholic?

If you're a member of a religion that has a focus on preaching and conversion, and instead of embracing those principles you agree with an analogy that compares your faith to a dick, you're a shitty member of that religion.

[notyou2]

Erm, was that judgmental????? I wonder what the bible says about judging others????

Anyone?

[2dimes]

Erm, was that judgmental????? I wonder what the bible says about judging others????

Anyone?

Would you be talking about 1 Corintians 6:2 ?

[notyou2]

Is that similar to Corinthians, or do you have a different bible than most others?

[Aradhus]

I have no problem with people waving their dick in my face, just don't be surprised when your dick gets bitchslapped.

[InkL0sed]

You should enjoy it, be proud of it, and be happy that occasionally people will want to get on their knees to show it their respect. Just don't whip it out in public, force-feed it to children, attack someone else's, or use it to promote your side of an argument.

As a Roman Catholic...I agree with everything you just said.

You're kind of a shitty Roman Catholic..

He should be a dick, pun not intended, and shove his religion in everyone's faces? Does keeping your religious beliefs to yourself mean you're a shitty roman catholic?

If you're a member of a religion that has a focus on preaching and conversion, and instead of embracing those principles you agree with an analogy that compares your faith to a dick, you're a shitty member of that religion.

QED, motherfucker