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Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:59 am
by Army of GOD
CONVERT AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheism

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:30 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
I'm here to convert you, AoG--

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudeism

It's much better. We have White Russians.

-The Dude abides.

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:10 am
by natty dread
Nobody is Discordian anymore... it used to be the religion of the cool kids.


ps. hail eris!

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:01 am
by PLAYER57832
Army of GOD wrote:CONVERT AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheism
I think the correct response would be "why bother?" ;)

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:27 am
by tkr4lf
I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:45 am
by BigBallinStalin
tkr4lf wrote:I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?
I'm not sure, but I can imagine their equivalent of Baptism consisting of smoking a J and drinking a beer while having a nice warm bath in candlelight.

Not a bad deal, man.

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:56 am
by tkr4lf
BigBallinStalin wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?
I'm not sure, but I can imagine their equivalent of Baptism consisting of smoking a J and drinking a beer while having a nice warm bath in candlelight.

Not a bad deal, man.
Not at all. Sounds like my cup of tea. All hail the Dude! No, wait, it's not that kind of religion, nevermind.

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:15 pm
by Aradhus
Finally, I found a religion I can call my own
Where nobody cares to know your name
And they couldn't care that you came
you might be where you don't care to see
somebodies troubles are all the same, to you
you might be where nobody cares to know your name.

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:51 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
Wow dudeism >>> apatheism
tkr4lf wrote:I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?
Unsurprisingly, it's not very difficult: http://dudeism.com/ordination/

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:17 pm
by notyou2
Dudeism is cool

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:49 am
by john9blue
notyou2 wrote:Dudeism is cool
Yeah well you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:26 pm
by Conquistador Cid
Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:34 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
Conquistador Cid wrote:Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...
Was this said in a super-villain voice? Cause that's how I'm reading it.

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:47 pm
by Army of GOD
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Conquistador Cid wrote:Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...
Was this said in a super-villain voice? Cause that's how I'm reading it.
Image

Gooooooood, gooooooood....

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:22 pm
by natty dread
Conquistador Cid wrote:Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...
Please elaborate.

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:38 pm
by AndyDufresne
Everyone should instead follow Chewbaccaism. His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, is very much a part of every day life (in the Longest Thread, Thread). Search him up. Saving forthcoming.


--Andy

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:51 pm
by rdsrds2120
I remember a couple years ago for World History, we had to do a project honoring the many religions. My idea was to create a fictional one made from bits and pieces of the other religions we were studying. Here's what I came up with:
Pabloism, worshipers of the divine Pablo from Backyardigans.

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If you're wondering how he was chosen, I got a little figurine out of one of those quarter machines at the movies. It's been an ongoing joke that "PABLO WILL SMITE YOU" with my friends for quite some time. Oh joy.

-rd

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:53 pm
by notyou2
AndyDufresne wrote:Everyone should instead follow Chewbaccaism. His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, is very much a part of every day life (in the Longest Thread, Thread). Search him up. Saving forthcoming.


--Andy

Nah, I strongly suspect it is some sort of monkey see, monkey do religion.

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:25 pm
by safariguy5
Sorry, I'm already a Pastafarian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Has His Noodly Appendage touched you yet?

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:22 pm
by Conquistador Cid
Wrong, Wrong... and foolsih again

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:30 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
Conquistador Cid wrote:Wrong, Wrong... and foolsih again
Very true, the Invisible Pink Unicorn doesn't take such matters lightly, blessed be her hoofs.

REPENT UNBELIEVERS!!!

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:06 pm
by john9blue
Does anyone else get mildly insulted when people use a term and then link to its Wikipedia article? As if we couldn't look it up ourselves if we didn't know what it meant?

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:08 pm
by notyou2
Just you j9b

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:03 am
by john9blue
Must be cuz I read Wiki a lot...

Re: Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:50 am
by Army of GOD
john9blue wrote:Must be cuz I read Wiki a lot...
I don't get what you mean. I read Wiki for everything and love when people link it for a term. I'm lazy.