Finally, I found a religion I can call my own

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:59 am

CONVERT AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheism

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:30 am

I'm here to convert you, AoG--

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudeism

It's much better. We have White Russians.

-The Dude abides.

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:10 am

Nobody is Discordian anymore... it used to be the religion of the cool kids.

ps. hail eris!

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:01 am

Army of GOD wrote:CONVERT AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheism

I think the correct response would be "why bother?"

tkr4lf · Post by **tkr4lf** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:27 am

I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:45 am

tkr4lf wrote:I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?

I'm not sure, but I can imagine their equivalent of Baptism consisting of smoking a J and drinking a beer while having a nice warm bath in candlelight.

Not a bad deal, man.

tkr4lf · Post by **tkr4lf** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:56 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?
I'm not sure, but I can imagine their equivalent of Baptism consisting of smoking a J and drinking a beer while having a nice warm bath in candlelight.

Not a bad deal, man.

Not at all. Sounds like my cup of tea. All hail the Dude! No, wait, it's not that kind of religion, nevermind.

Aradhus · Post by **Aradhus** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:15 pm

Finally, I found a religion I can call my own
Where nobody cares to know your name
And they couldn't care that you came
you might be where you don't care to see
somebodies troubles are all the same, to you
you might be where nobody cares to know your name.

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:51 pm

Wow dudeism >>> apatheism

tkr4lf wrote:I find both of these, apatheism and dudeism, to be quite attractive. Especially dudeism. If I ever join another religion, it would be dudeism. I wonder how you go about being ordained as a priest, and what the responsiblities are?

Unsurprisingly, it's not very difficult: http://dudeism.com/ordination/

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:17 pm

Dudeism is cool

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:49 am

notyou2 wrote:Dudeism is cool

Yeah well you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Conquistador Cid · Post by **Conquistador Cid** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:26 pm

Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:34 pm

Conquistador Cid wrote:Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...

Was this said in a super-villain voice? Cause that's how I'm reading it.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:47 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Conquistador Cid wrote:Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...
Was this said in a super-villain voice? Cause that's how I'm reading it.

Gooooooood, gooooooood....

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:22 pm

Conquistador Cid wrote:Foolish, Foolish, Foolish...

Please elaborate.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:38 pm

Everyone should instead follow Chewbaccaism. His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, is very much a part of every day life (in the Longest Thread, Thread). Search him up. Saving forthcoming.

--Andy

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:51 pm

I remember a couple years ago for World History, we had to do a project honoring the many religions. My idea was to create a fictional one made from bits and pieces of the other religions we were studying. Here's what I came up with:
Pabloism, worshipers of the divine Pablo from Backyardigans.

If you're wondering how he was chosen, I got a little figurine out of one of those quarter machines at the movies. It's been an ongoing joke that "PABLO WILL SMITE YOU" with my friends for quite some time. Oh joy.

-rd

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:53 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Everyone should instead follow Chewbaccaism. His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, is very much a part of every day life (in the Longest Thread, Thread). Search him up. Saving forthcoming.

--Andy

Nah, I strongly suspect it is some sort of monkey see, monkey do religion.

safariguy5 · Post by **safariguy5** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:25 pm

Sorry, I'm already a Pastafarian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Has His Noodly Appendage touched you yet?

Conquistador Cid · Post by **Conquistador Cid** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:22 pm

Wrong, Wrong... and foolsih again

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:30 pm

Conquistador Cid wrote:Wrong, Wrong... and foolsih again

Very true, the Invisible Pink Unicorn doesn't take such matters lightly, blessed be her hoofs.

REPENT UNBELIEVERS!!!

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:06 pm

Does anyone else get mildly insulted when people use a term and then link to its Wikipedia article? As if we couldn't look it up ourselves if we didn't know what it meant?

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:08 pm

Just you j9b

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:03 am

Must be cuz I read Wiki a lot...

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:50 am

john9blue wrote:Must be cuz I read Wiki a lot...

I don't get what you mean. I read Wiki for everything and love when people link it for a term. I'm lazy.

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