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10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex.
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:11 am
by L M S
1)
uh....
hmmm, better than booze?
no, that doesn't work either.
nevermind.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:12 am
by AndyDufresne
You can have multiple partners without your others getting angry.
--Andy
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:11 pm
by Army of GOD
2. CC orgasms last longer
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:18 pm
by anonymus
AndyDufresne wrote:You can have multiple partners without your others getting angry.
--Andy
your dating the wrong women mate..
/
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:44 pm
by safariguy5
25 bucks for a whole year is a lot cheaper than what you'd find in the real world.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:44 pm
by L M S
anonymus wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:You can have multiple partners without your others getting angry.
--Andy
your dating the wrong women mate..
/
Can you really call those 'dates' ?
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:04 pm
by danryan
You can play CC all day and not get dehydrated.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:13 pm
by L M S
danryan wrote:You can play CC all day and not get dehydrated.
Dan my friend, if you can have sex all day, regardless of the dangers of dehydration, why the hell are you playing CC?
oh wait, you are married.
asked and answered.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:22 pm
by rdsrds2120
CC is random and intense. Oh baby.
-rd
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:34 pm
by L M S
Its not embarrassing to walk in on your parents playing CC.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:08 pm
by thegreekdog
You're more likely to win when your opponent has a headache.
There are more maps and game choices than sexual positions.
You can play conquerclub for free.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:21 pm
by 40kguy
you can do it when your 13.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:40 pm
by L M S
40kguy wrote:you can do it when your 13, legally.
fixed.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:55 pm
by tkr4lf
lol, playing CC is never a short, dissapointing experience.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:57 pm
by squishyg
you can't get pregnant, or get someone pregnant, by playing cc. in fact, the more you play cc, the more likely you are to never conceive.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:01 pm
by lord voldemort
thegreekdog wrote:
There are more maps and game choices than sexual positions.
You can play conquerclub for free.
firstly you need to experience life more..
secondly...sex is very much free.
in fact the girl should be paying you in sandwich's
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:08 pm
by QoH
lord voldemort wrote:in fact the girl should be paying you in sandwich's
Aren't women supposed to do that in general?
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:09 pm
by L M S
You don't have to do a handstand in order to pee in the middle of a Conquer Club turn.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:35 am
by SirSebstar
Because it has all the adrenaline but none of the mess to clean up afterwards. If for some reason you failed, someone else will clean you up instead..lol
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:21 pm
by JOHNNYROCKET24
I dont need to inflate CC to have a good time ?
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:51 pm
by Dukasaur
You don't have to rinse the pepper spray out of your eyes after you play CC.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:54 pm
by Dukasaur
tkr4lf wrote:lol, playing CC is never a short, dissapointing experience.
You must have missed the Battle Royales...
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:01 pm
by King_Herpes
Dukasaur wrote:tkr4lf wrote:lol, playing CC is never a short, dissapointing experience.
You must have missed the Battle Royales...
Haha, yeah I know what you're saying Gary. That skuzzle wants the big one for sure. And it needs to hit hard & last long. Greasy.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:39 pm
by L M S
My last CC game ended early, no big deal.
Re: 10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:25 am
by emelar
L M S wrote:Its not embarrassing to walk in on your parents playing CC.
Not true. It embarrasses my daughter something awful to walk in on me playing CC with any friends of hers 'cause anything a parent does embarrasses their kid.