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It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:44 pm
by Mr_Adams
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/joint-str ... d=13684098


Headline: Obama Administration Tries Again to Kill Zombie Jet Engine



The zombies are developing jet propulsion technology. We're screwed.

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Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:57 pm
by shieldgenerator7
did you even read the article?

The gov't is trying to shut down funding off a new jet engine, cool, so now they can stop taxing us so much. GE continues its progress however using tehir own funds. I wonder what kind of engine break through they're making. Maybe this will eventually lead to the discovery of warp drive?

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:28 pm
by Mr_Adams
Yes, I read it. Gosh, can't have a bit of fun. You have much to learn about the forums, young one.


as to the tax comment, HA!!!!! There will never be a willing cut in taxes. We will have to kill somebody (Harry Reid?) to scare those bastards into giving us a tax cut.

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:52 pm
by shieldgenerator7
yeah I thought you're joke was funny too.
I wonder why they chose to call it a zombie jet engine tho. Seems only because it continues to be funded by outside sources even though the government has stopped funding it. Or maybe the jet engine's secret name is zombie.

Yeah cutting like $1,000,000 will probably only amount to about less than a penny worth of tax dollars per American so we probably won't get a break.

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:56 pm
by Mr_Adams
You don't get it. They would take the "savings" and spend it elsewhere like they did in the 2010 budget, when, in fact, there was no money saved, there would have been less in the deficit. Before we can give tax breaks, we need to get rid of the deficit.

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:06 am
by AndyDufresne

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:39 am
by rdsrds2120
AndyDufresne wrote:CDC and Advice on Zombie Preparedness.


--Andy


I recently had to write a paper about this for Shakespeare class. It was...interesting, haha.

-rd

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 9:29 am
by majorheadache876
Television, Flouride, Aspartame, Pharmacuticals(sp?), Movies, Dependancy....

also, maybe a new type of zombies, overweight capitalist zombies in some areas, and "who won? broncos or cardinals?" in other areas...

I've always liked George A. Romero films better anyhow...

P.S. is there a spell check on this forum poster???

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 10:40 am
by Mr_Adams
majorheadache876 wrote:Television, Fluoride, Aspartame, Pharmaceuticals, Movies, Dependency....

also, maybe a new type of zombies, overweight capitalist zombies in some areas, and "who won? broncos or cardinals?" in other areas...

I've always liked George A. Romero films better anyhow...

P.S. is there a spell check on this forum poster???



fixed. (My browser has spell check. ;) )

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 2:08 pm
by daddy1gringo
majorheadache876 wrote:P.S. is there a spell check on this forum poster???

Yes there is, but the most common evidences of the illiteracy of the posters is not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're", or between "there", "they're", and "their", so spell check doesn't help. Only passing 6th grade without cheating does.

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 2:10 pm
by Mr_Adams
daddy1gringo wrote:
majorheadache876 wrote:P.S. is there a spell check on this forum poster???

Yes there is, but the most common evidences of the illiteracy of the posters is not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're", or between "there", "they're", and "their", so spell check doesn't help. Only passing 6th grade without cheating does.


Their is no difference. You're claim is void.

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 2:10 pm
by daddy1gringo
shieldgenerator7 wrote:I wonder why they chose to call it a zombie jet engine tho.

Probably because they killed it and "It's still alive!"

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 2:11 pm
by daddy1gringo
Mr_Adams wrote:
daddy1gringo wrote:
majorheadache876 wrote:P.S. is there a spell check on this forum poster???

Yes there is, but the most common evidences of the illiteracy of the posters is not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're", or between "there", "they're", and "their", so spell check doesn't help. Only passing 6th grade without cheating does.


Their is no difference. You're claim is void.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:35 pm
by majorheadache876
good won Mr_Adams.

does anyone else like George A. Romero films? if so, what's your favorite, and why?

Mine is the 1991 "Night of the Living Dead" Not too over produced, color is awesome, and the acting isn't too corny.

Re: It's in the headlines: The coming zombie invasion

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:58 pm
by fingertwelve
I think the zombie viral thing that was in the news 2 weeks ago was some kind of warning for us to prepare for something in the near future. give us more poison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jur83gHj ... -M0Ql2nDu0