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The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:12 pm
by kerntheconkerer
Here's the thread all about jokes. Say a joke, just don't be too crude
I'll start us off:
What is the only living proof of evolution?
....Michael Jackson! lol
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:21 pm
by william18
I don't think I get it.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:23 pm
by suggs
He's changed skin colour and stuff mate. He looks like he's evolved whilst being alive, i think is the joke.
Hmm. I think I've killed that one.
Sorry.
Carry On.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:29 pm
by william18
I was thinking that to. But he says no crude jokes which I thought meant no rascist jokes. Lol okay I have one:
There was a kid showering with his dad and asked what he called his dick,
and the dad said it was his ferrari, then the kid asked what his was called and the dad said the PeeWee 70. So later the kid take a shower and askes hr what she calls her vag, and she says garage. So since the kid sleeps with his parents they all sleep in one bed. The dad comes and says
its time to park his ferrari in the garage but then the kid said" to late, PeeWee 70 parked.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:36 pm
by suggs
Mate...
I'm speechless. I never thought you had in you
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:38 pm
by william18
Was it good?
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:46 pm
by suggs
It was great! Just...filthy
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:46 pm
by CrazyAnglican
What's the lastthing that goes through a fly's mind when hitting the windsheild of a car.
His backside.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:56 pm
by william18
This blonde girls was listning to the news and heard that 90% of accidents happen in your home.Guess what she did.
She moved.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:05 pm
by Napoleon Ier
What happened to Michael Jackson?
He played gotcha nose with Chuck Norris.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:52 pm
by AndrewLC
Whats the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?
You don't f*ck a pizza before you eat it!
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:54 pm
by whitestazn88
what's the difference between a pizza and a baby?
i don't throw pizzas against the wall
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:54 pm
by AndrewLC
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody penis on its teddy bear
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:55 pm
by Grooveman2007
What's blue and at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed waterwings.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:55 pm
by AndrewLC
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:56 pm
by apey
You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:56 pm
by Grooveman2007
What's green and at the bottom of a pool?
Same baby three weeks later.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:56 pm
by AndrewLC
apey wrote:You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up
Haha, fine no more baby jokes
Whats black, blue and hates sex?
The seven year old in my basement!
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:01 pm
by Grooveman2007
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
It's cute, but can you really breath with that thing?
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:02 pm
by 0ojakeo0
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:03 pm
by whitestazn88
knock knock!
who's there?
dead baby
dead baby who?
dead baby chillin in apey's nursery
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:05 pm
by Grooveman2007
How do you get a drummer out of your house?
Pay him for the pizza.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:09 pm
by browng-08
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you stuff you're meat in it!
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:10 pm
by Grooveman2007
What did the Minnesotan say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Nice tan
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:46 am
by Fircoal
apey wrote:You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up
the only think good about baby jokes is that they get what they deserve. (kinda) I hate babies. >.<
but still it's very mean and a bit disturbing.