The Joke Thread

kerntheconkerer · Post by **kerntheconkerer** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:12 pm

Here's the thread all about jokes. Say a joke, just don't be too crude :wink:

I'll start us off:
What is the only living proof of evolution?

....Michael Jackson! lol :twisted:

william18 · Post by **william18** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:21 pm

I don't think I get it.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:23 pm

He's changed skin colour and stuff mate. He looks like he's evolved whilst being alive, i think is the joke.

Hmm. I think I've killed that one.
Sorry.
Carry On.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:29 pm

I was thinking that to. But he says no crude jokes which I thought meant no rascist jokes. Lol okay I have one:

There was a kid showering with his dad and asked what he called his dick,
and the dad said it was his ferrari, then the kid asked what his was called and the dad said the PeeWee 70. So later the kid take a shower and askes hr what she calls her vag, and she says garage. So since the kid sleeps with his parents they all sleep in one bed. The dad comes and says
its time to park his ferrari in the garage but then the kid said" to late, PeeWee 70 parked.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:36 pm

Mate...

I'm speechless. I never thought you had in you :lol:

william18 · Post by **william18** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:38 pm

Was it good?

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:46 pm

It was great! Just...filthy :lol:

CrazyAnglican · Post by **CrazyAnglican** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:46 pm

What's the lastthing that goes through a fly's mind when hitting the windsheild of a car.

His backside.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:56 pm

This blonde girls was listning to the news and heard that 90% of accidents happen in your home.Guess what she did.

She moved.

Napoleon Ier · Post by **Napoleon Ier** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:05 pm

What happened to Michael Jackson?

He played gotcha nose with Chuck Norris.

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:52 pm

Whats the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?

You don't f*ck a pizza before you eat it!

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:54 pm

what's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

i don't throw pizzas against the wall

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:54 pm

How do you make a baby cry twice?

Wipe your bloody penis on its teddy bear

Grooveman2007 · Post by **Grooveman2007** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:55 pm

What's blue and at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with slashed waterwings.

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:55 pm

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:56 pm

You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up :roll:

Grooveman2007 · Post by **Grooveman2007** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:56 pm

What's green and at the bottom of a pool?

Same baby three weeks later.

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:56 pm

apey wrote:You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up

Haha, fine no more baby jokes

Whats black, blue and hates sex?

The seven year old in my basement!

Grooveman2007 · Post by **Grooveman2007** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:01 pm

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

It's cute, but can you really breath with that thing?

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:02 pm

william18 wrote:This blonde girls was listning to the news and heard that 90% of accidents happen in your home.Guess what she did.

She moved.

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:03 pm

knock knock!
who's there?
dead baby
dead baby who?
dead baby chillin in apey's nursery

Grooveman2007 · Post by **Grooveman2007** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:05 pm

How do you get a drummer out of your house?

Pay him for the pizza.

browng-08 · Post by **browng-08** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:09 pm

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you stuff you're meat in it! :lol:

Grooveman2007 · Post by **Grooveman2007** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:10 pm

What did the Minnesotan say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?

Nice tan

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:46 am

apey wrote:You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up

the only think good about baby jokes is that they get what they deserve. (kinda) I hate babies. >.<

but still it's very mean and a bit disturbing.