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It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:58 am
by jay_a2j
I guess the British should...
Keep their noses on their face!Messed up story really. I'm surprised no by-standards didn't grab up these punks and detain them for the police.
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:00 am
by MeDeFe
Push her and run away before anyone has time to react? It takes a few seconds for people to notice what's going on and by the time anyone thinks of that you can be far away already.
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:03 am
by jay_a2j
MeDeFe wrote:Push her and run away before anyone has time to react? It takes a few seconds for people to notice what's going on and by the time anyone thinks of that you can be far away already.
The article says she was "thrown" onto the tracks, not "pushed".

Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:04 am
by pimpdave
jay_a2j wrote:I'm surprised no by-standards didn't grab up these punks and detain them for the police.
If it had happened in the USA, the by-
standards would have had machine guns and bazookas, and would have prevented those youths from smoking.
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:05 am
by jay_a2j
pimpdave wrote:jay_a2j wrote:I'm surprised no by-standards didn't grab up these punks and detain them for the police.
If it had happened in the USA, the by-
standards would have had machine guns and bazookas, and would have prevented those youths from smoking.

Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:06 am
by joecoolfrog
Terrible tragedy delaying all the trains like that, we really do need more guns in England so that in future kids can settle arguments with a nice clean shooting.
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:17 am
by joecoolfrog
pimpdave wrote:jay_a2j wrote:I'm surprised no by-standards didn't grab up these punks and detain them for the police.
If it had happened in the USA, the by-
standards would have had machine guns and bazookas, and would have prevented those youths from smoking.
Yes the voice of reason at last, common sense coupled with good to honest statistics proving that in terms of priorities the USA is absolutely spot on ;
2005-6 Death statistics in North America
From passive smoking......12 (including a pet hampster who was practically one of the family )
From accidental firearm misuse........1,412,689 ( these figures exclude another million deaths when the firearm was accidently discharged during cleaning, incredible how many firearms are cleaned in banks or when pressed against lovers heads

}
Wahoo keep the country great and shoot a smoker tommorow

Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:22 am
by MeDeFe
Why would you clean a loaded gun anyway?
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:23 am
by Neoteny
MeDeFe wrote:Why would you clean a loaded gun anyway?
You never know when the government is going to oppress you.
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:27 am
by pimpdave
Neoteny wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Why would you clean a loaded gun anyway?
You never know when the government is going to oppress you.
Or when the fucker Deebo is gonna come by and steal your bike.
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:31 am
by MeDeFe
Neoteny wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Why would you clean a loaded gun anyway?
You never know when the government is going to oppress you.
One of the first things we learned in military service was to make damn sure the weapon was not loaded before cleaning it. Really, you don't want to pick apart a gun that's loaded.
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:33 am
by Neoteny
MeDeFe wrote:Neoteny wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Why would you clean a loaded gun anyway?
You never know when the government is going to oppress you.
One of the first things we learned in military service was to make damn sure the weapon was not loaded before cleaning it. Really, you don't want to pick apart a gun that's loaded.
Shit, when I carry a gun, I avoid loading it until I'm sure I'm going to use it. But maybe that's just me...
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:35 am
by pimpdave
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:12 am
by Frigidus
pimpdave wrote:jay_a2j wrote:I'm surprised no by-standards didn't grab up these punks and detain them for the police.
If it had happened in the USA, the by-
standards would have had machine guns and bazookas, and would have prevented those youths from smoking.
In the US we can smoke and drink where we please, by God. Unless you're in Chicago.
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:30 am
by pimpdave
Frigidus wrote:pimpdave wrote:jay_a2j wrote:I'm surprised no by-standards didn't grab up these punks and detain them for the police.
If it had happened in the USA, the by-
standards would have had machine guns and bazookas, and would have prevented those youths from smoking.
In the US we can smoke and drink where we please, by God. Unless you're in Chicago.
Umm, or NYC, San Fran.... what other cities have indoor smoking bans?
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:31 am
by jonesthecurl
pimpdave wrote:Frigidus wrote:pimpdave wrote:jay_a2j wrote:I'm surprised no by-standards didn't grab up these punks and detain them for the police.
If it had happened in the USA, the by-
standards would have had machine guns and bazookas, and would have prevented those youths from smoking.
In the US we can smoke and drink where we please, by God. Unless you're in Chicago.
Umm, or NYC, San Fran.... what other cities have indoor smoking bans?
Whole of New Jersey...
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:34 am
by Grooveman2007
jonesthecurl wrote:pimpdave wrote:Frigidus wrote:pimpdave wrote:jay_a2j wrote:I'm surprised no by-standards didn't grab up these punks and detain them for the police.
If it had happened in the USA, the by-
standards would have had machine guns and bazookas, and would have prevented those youths from smoking.
In the US we can smoke and drink where we please, by God. Unless you're in Chicago.
Umm, or NYC, San Fran.... what other cities have indoor smoking bans?
Whole of New Jersey...
Bars in Minnesota...
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:44 pm
by Frigidus
Grooveman2007 wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:pimpdave wrote:Frigidus wrote:pimpdave wrote:If it had happened in the USA, the by-standards would have had machine guns and bazookas, and would have prevented those youths from smoking.
In the US we can smoke and drink where we please, by God. Unless you're in Chicago.
Umm, or NYC, San Fran.... what other cities have indoor smoking bans?
Whole of New Jersey...
Bars in Minnesota...
Guess we're not as free as we think.

Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:46 pm
by Neoteny
Frigidus wrote:In the US we can smoke and drink where we please, by God. Unless you're in Chicago.
Georgia, sounding off.
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:01 pm
by Snorri1234
Seriously, why are there smoking bans on trainstations anyway? How does my smoking out in the open harm these people more than the gasfumes from all the fucking cars in the city?
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:05 pm
by Dancing Mustard
You don't understand the significance of this people.
Those nicotine toking rambunctious young yahoos weren't just aggressive youths; they were LIZARDMEN ENFORCERS!!! They clearly gagged, bound, and hurled that woman onto the train tracks (with a trebuchet) because she visited troofer websites and was plotting to overthrow their conspiracy from the comfort of her armchair, armed with nothing but a walnut-sized brain and a load of grainy youtube footage.
That's why we need to care about this guys. Wake up!
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:15 pm
by comic boy
Damn those Lizardmen, damn them to hell ( or the nearest no smoking town - whichever is closest ).
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:42 pm
by muy_thaiguy
pimpdave wrote:Frigidus wrote:pimpdave wrote:jay_a2j wrote:I'm surprised no by-standards didn't grab up these punks and detain them for the police.
If it had happened in the USA, the by-
standards would have had machine guns and bazookas, and would have prevented those youths from smoking.
In the US we can smoke and drink where we please, by God. Unless you're in Chicago.
Umm, or NYC, San Fran.... what other cities have indoor smoking bans?
Laramie.

Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:02 pm
by Snorri1234
Isn't smoking pretty much prohibited indoors everywhere cept for Las vegas?
Re: It doesn't pay to enforce the rules in the UK.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:02 pm
by Nikolai
Most US states have some kind of smoking regulation these days... Good thing, too.