Much Spammier in here now. Sweet. Tastes like chicken. Good chicken. Or babies.

Why aye pet!

What else floats in water?

Also, do it right, dammit.

notyou2 wrote:If you really want them to feel violated, how about "go anally rape yourself"....gary.

I just feel like that gets wordy. I want the simplicity of go f*ck yourself, but I want them to know I don't want them to enjoy it.

I'd like to add a new bit of jargon to the Spamalot lexicon if everyone is cool with that. "gry". It's very similar to "gfy" except the "f" for "f*ck" is replaced with "r" for "rape". Its for use when you what someone to go f*ck themselves, but you want the fucking to be more aggressive, and also ...

Ooooo. Spelling and grammar snaps. Definitely not an English Major... Strunk and White that!

All jokes aside, he's right though. This thread veered directly towards fail ages ago.

Filthy mouth breathers...

Timminz wrote:

jcalebmoore wrote:

Timminz wrote:Plant a couple grams of cocaine, and a handgun that had recently been used in the murder of her boyfriend in her room, and then call the police anonymously.

I've read this post three different times and laughed hysterically.

It's the only way she'll learn her lesson.

And bitches gotta learn...

owenshooter wrote:buy the dice hack/fix like the rest of us did when we realized the same thing you just figured out...-the black jesus

I'd feel way too stupid typing lol for reaslies, but I did. For realsies.

Is it possible to ask a mod to ban yourself for 24 Hrs? The reason I ask is because sometimes I get like really drunk and then I end up doing stupid stuff in forum. If I know I am going to get drunk, is it possible to ask a mod beforehand to give yourself a 24 Hr banning without it counting against ...

Timminz wrote:Plant a couple grams of cocaine, and a handgun that had recently been used in the murder of her boyfriend in her room, and then call the police anonymously.

I've read this post three different times and laughed hysterically.

Thanks for helping me through this; not being an American myself all of this is new and dazzling to me. At what point does the Grand Jury process get suspended and Minister of Truth Roland Freisler Eric Holder become the living embodiment of the law, able to issue indictments at-will, as you also ...

Thanks for helping me through this; not being an American myself all of this is new and dazzling to me. At what point does the Grand Jury process get suspended and Minister of Truth Roland Freisler Eric Holder become the living embodiment of the law, able to issue indictments at-will, as you also ...

http://www.spam.com/recipes/detail/3697 ... yammy.aspx

Just a disgusting little spam recipe for your perusal....

The attorney general decides whether or not to prosecute before the Supreme Court. If the Attorney General doesn't prosecute the Supreme Court has nothing to hear. I can give you a link to the Judiciary Act of 1789 if you'd like, but basically the AG represents the U.S. before the Court. If the U.S ...

The attorney general decides whether or not to prosecute before the Supreme Court. If the Attorney General doesn't prosecute the Supreme Court has nothing to hear. I can give you a link to the Judiciary Act of 1789 if you'd like, but basically the AG represents the U.S. before the Court. If the U.S ...

at the end of the day, the legal semantics are going to have to be sorted out by Eric Holder

Not a jury?

On wether or not the case is worthy of trying under the parameters of sedition...? No. The Attorney General is responsible for that decision.

Not a Grand Jury?

Unless something has ...

saxitoxin wrote:

jcalebmoore wrote:at the end of the day, the legal semantics are going to have to be sorted out by Eric Holder

Not a jury?

On wether or not the case is worthy of trying under the parameters of sedition...? No. The Attorney General is responsible for that decision.

Probably the best flamers in my opinion (IE - The wittiest, original) when I first joined and was actually active were Dancing Mustard, B.K. Barunt and good ol' Norse.

Norse to me is CC's fuckin myth/legend, Mustard is right up there with him and B.K. is still that loveable ol' troll that use to ...

Yeah, then I realized I couldn't be absolutely certain the mod was female. Then I felt a bit silly. Spam silly. Did you know that there is a Spam museum in Austin, Minnesota? That sounds like an experience...

Just have someone take your computer, or change your login password, or shut off your internet... Or, and this may be too extreme, you could try this crazy new self-control thing all the kiddies are raving about.

Maybe not even a female... What do I know? I've found that many males can also have bitch tendencies in my years of study...

Happy? as in 2seeyou? She's still around? Nah, she was always sweet as pie. I dnon't think my general mucking about could piss her off. Plus, I'd actually care if I did.

That's the spirit dad, pass the fucking potatoes...

Glad to hear it. I'm only like 10 posts back and I think I've already pissed off a mod. I'm not saying she was a bitch, she just had bitch tendencies... I expect I'll get booted at any time now...

I think dancing mustard easily ran away with poop in '08, so I feel like it's someone else's turn...

Also, I know I can't flame people, but can I just swear randomly and for my own amusement as though my keyboard has tourette's, or is that not allowed anymore either?

I've got a couple of koans to contribute,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck were up someone's butt?

If cash really does rule everything around me, cream get the money?

"We dine well in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and..."

Glad to see Spamalot is still around. It is a silly place.

To say that it's "still around" is kinda stretching it... It's not near being totally dead, but neither is it anywhere near as active as it once was. :cry:

For shame. I'm sorry to ...