i keep telling you, Al-Qaeda controls the weather.

the proof is everywhere (meaning, the weather).

you can't deny the obvious conspiracy, and how clearly it is all connected.

Fact 1: Al-Qaeda is a bunch of very crazy violent people.
Fact 2: The weather is crazy, and sometimes violent.
Fact 3: The ...

yeah dude, hang in there.

for anyone interested, you should rent Idiocracy

it's a Mike Judge picture -- the guy who did Office Space . about what happens to the world after many many generations of idiots breeding.

it wasn't the best movie, but had enough jokes that made me laugh out loud to keep my interest. not nearly ...

looking through you
while my guitar gently weeps
lovely rita
don't let me down
nowhere man

and i have to include "Something". sorry, i know that's more than 5, but honestly, they're so fucking good, it's nearly impossible to pick just five.

sorry fellas, George Washington could not possibly not be the worst president in history. all answers to all your questions can be revealed here, in an easy to follow educational (and completely true) video that i have posted here before.

(WARNING: may be disturbing to some viewers, especially the ...

2. If God is all powerful then why doesn't he just show himself to everyone? Either that or perform some miracle which would prove to everyone once and for all that he is actually interested in us. I think he exists by the way, but Christians tell us that he loves us. Why doesn't he get involved ...

has anyone here done it?

if you have, PM me. I have some questions for you.

haha, cool. i read that article when it ran. everyone should read it.

Rolling Stone reappeared on my radar of worthwhile magazines when Evan Wright reported from his embed position in the marines during the Iraq Invasion.

as for the poll, i would say that Lyndon Johnson was the worst President of ...

voted.

so had you.

(and if you catch that reference -- the second line of this post -- much respect.)

Presidents need to be american, for some reason. (Probably because all the other countries are either communist or full of black people.)

you know, that part of the Constitution stems from the (understandable) xenophobia of the framers. the worst thing that could've happened to the new republic ...

okay, first of all, dig on the synopsis of his new (forthcoming) picture:

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awesome. and the cast looks pretty good too. although, actors are cattle. all that matters are the writer and director.

plus, holy shit, here's a video game to be excited about:

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yeah, yeah. i know. video games ...

WalkingShadow wrote: 29 Jets · Trends 29
They're raving about all the moves they made in the offseason. But it won't matter if the quarterback play is as bad as it's been.

QFT. don't forget the Jets' pathetic front office.

Napoleon Ier wrote:My quote was a satyrical take on the modern leftist in ethno-identitary crisis, written by the excellent Wayne Kerstain, if anyone remembers him...

so you suggest that i have experienced an ethnic identity crisis?

Well, you do often refer to Freud when insulting people, Naps.


I was referring to the unsubstantiated accusation that suggested I don't believe in evolution.

Can't recall you ever saying that indeed. Remi was obviously shrooming.

yeah, my bad Nappy, i truly do owe you an apology. i was ...

well, since you're using fictional characters (wicked), i hereby nominate Betty Rubble for this poll, and refuse to vote until a new thread is created, with her as an option.

Ayers likely suffers from an aggravated psycho-identitary crisis resulting from a severe Freudian complex stemming from an unresovled stage of role confusion, hich most probably occured during adolescence.

hehe this is gibberish... I suppose 2 or 3 words do fit together...

Are you trying to say ...

rhoges6 wrote:It's all good, except for the Lester to the Yankees bit. Just curious, shouldn't you be a Phillies fan? being that you are from Philly after all?

yes, to answer your question, yes.

i didn't watch it.

and i am very happy for Lester, but hate the fact that the Red Sox had to win. sonnuvabitch!

on the other hand, anyone remember the PERFECT GAME that David Wells pitched? or, hey, David Cone, for that matter?

and what team were they on?

hmm, that's right, the team that is way ...

i didn't watch it.

and i am very happy for Lester, but hate the fact that the Red Sox had to win. sonnuvabitch!

on the other hand, anyone remember the PERFECT GAME that David Wells pitched? or, hey, David Cone, for that matter?

and what team were they on?

hmm, that's right, the team that is way ...

i also blame Jackass for making me laugh hysterically.

(ps. most of those guys are from burbs of Philly. in the first jackass episode, when they crash the shopping carts in the parking lot... that was shot on Delaware Ave in Philly, at the shopping complex)

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reminisco wrote:Tale of Two Cities, if memory serves.

Your memory serves you correctly. My memory is, alas, 46 years old and is occasionally known to misfire.

so that means you're like between 50-52, right? cause most people don't have any memories before 4-6 years of age.



okay, stopping now.

i am one thousand years old.

just like from that They Might Be Giants song.

i'm the guy that was based on.

is this in reference to the noodle incident?

this is the best thread of all time.

The United States in terms of hospitals is like the beginning or War and Peace, "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times." Clearly we have a few hospitals out there that are fantastic. They cure the impossible on a daily basis. Then there are hospitals that are generally good but if you ...