Long quiet she reigned; till thitherward steers
A flight of bold eagles from Adria's strand:
Repeated, successive, for many long years,
They darken'd the air, and they plunder'd the land:

The Anglian lion, the terror of France,
Oft prowling, ensanguin'd the Tweed's silver flood;
But, taught by ...

How are your mum and dad by the way?

Still go to orkney much?

khazalid wrote:that accent looks like what happens when a glaswegian and a fat yorkshire broad meet in a bus stop on the orkney isles.

Precisely.

khazalid wrote:rich. your fan club says it all for you

Well toch-aye-la-noo

Aye, when arra doon brayton, me hoose-mert yoused'tee coom intae ma rooom n batter me big time, ken?

khazalid wrote: i lived in brighton

That's all you needed to say.

Keep that wrist limp.

khazalid wrote:where is hoggy? bring back hoggy! OiNkSqUeAl woot!!!11

You scottish prick...as if you ken anything about cricket.

m

Also...for any cricket fans out there, have you ever noticed the similiarity between dubya and Ricky ponting?

Ricky Ponting
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00014/ponting_14856a.jpg


Young Dubya
http://powerlineblog.com/archives/image599624x&#46 ...

DAZMCFC wrote:House of Pain/Jump around.

You are fookin joking dazzy?

I thought you were a good prod lad.

Funniest CC phrases:

Pug-plugger (Harijan)
Sperm-baby (Beastly)
Hybrid-Mexico (Xtratabasco)

Hello Cheeky!


http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh29/dolphinarium1/theresa_correa_tc72_V1N0IES.jpg




http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh29/dolphinarium1/theresa_correa_tc23_rL.jpg




http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh29/dolphinarium1 ...

A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ha ha ha ha ha
There's a guy in the place
He's got a bittersweet face
And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
His friends call him Eezer and he is the main geezer
And he'll vibe about the place like no other man could ...

Suggs

cooor blimey...the matchbox just blew me a kiss...

*SNIFFFFFF*

oh BTW. Christianity (Jesus, angels and such) and the Egyptian Aunk (or however it's spelled) are two different religions. SO why would Jesus be wearing one?

EXACTLY!

Christianity got its origins from the Egyptians. Why in the hell would Jesus where a fucking cross? The Ahnk seems a fitting ...

trk1994 wrote:
oh BTW. Christianity (Jesus, angels and such) and the Egyptian Aunk (or however it's spelled) are two different religions. SO why would Jesus be wearing one?

EXACTLY!

Anyone want some fresh penis? sure, it's only ...well.....mm's long...but does anyone want any smack? thats what I meant...smack.

Actually...it's rather nice down here...the matchboxes are friendly enough, if not welcoming *sniffff*

In a cum dried pit of self-hate

Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown

Every time just like the last
On her ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with golden brown

Golden brown finer temptress ...

i'm not even fucking about...but my matchbox just winked at me just then...

Ermm..i've got a dodgy bag of mothball-lint...does this pass as britishness?
No?
Howabout your mothers fave anal position? no?
f*ck
Ive got loads more of this shit.....

*blood runs down nose*