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by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Tasteful jokes
Replies: 46
Views: 2363

Re: Tasteful jokes

What's pink, red and silver?

A baby playing with a razor blade

What's grey, red silver and green?

The same baby 3 months later
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 9:04 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Neoteny wrote:Sad day.



How so?
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 9:03 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Tasteful jokes
Replies: 46
Views: 2363

Re: Tasteful jokes

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 9:02 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Nope...... slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:58 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Ditocoaf wrote:
See, this is why Norse really needs to be unbanned... no end to the good times. Anyway, anyone who actually takes offense to this has no business on the net.


Try telling that to a christian father who's daughter has taken a cyber-mouthful of E-cum.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:56 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Tony, you're grabbing the wrong end of the stick here.

Why would I want to wind-up a long haired hippy? it would be against everything I stand for.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:52 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Tasteful jokes
Replies: 46
Views: 2363

Re: Hitler Jokes

Hitler was walking down the street one day, and this guy comes up to him and asks "Hey Hitler, what did you do today?"

Hitler replies "Oh, I killed 10 Jews and a clown."

The guy asks "Why'd you kill the clown Hitler?"

Hitler says, "See, no one cares about the Jews."



Oh, did I go to far?

Not ...
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:47 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Neoteny wrote:
NeoTony wrote::o

I heard he was an asian princess.


Don't bother. Not as great as it sounds.



I was hoping you'd open up a jihad on me.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:44 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)


I laugh at people who try to argue with you in anticipation of the barrage of hilarious insults that are sure to follow, not because they'll be particularly witty.

Oh is that correct? Are you laughing at yourself now, then? Or will you just change your mind to suit your arguement (word used ...
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:36 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

:o

I heard he was an asian princess.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:31 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

This doesnt get any easier...they're getting wetter by the day.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:28 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

heh. I never claimed to know shit, norse (excuse me, NeoTony). All I said was that I appreciate a strong argument, and I've seen a few of them come from DM. I've seen f*ck in the way of wit come from you, however I will admit you have a way with insults.

Jeez..that time of the month already ...
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:13 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Dito, you grovelling little faggot, you know f*ck all about me or DM.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 8:04 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Tasteful jokes
Replies: 46
Views: 2363

Re: Tasteful jokes

A frog hops into a bank, and sits to wait for a clerk. Eventually it is his turn, and he hops up to the desk...a desk with the a man with the name "Mr P. Whack" on his tag, with a little shamrock badge beside it.

The clerk asks him what he wants, and the frog explains " well, my dad is mick jagger ...
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 7:57 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Tasteful jokes
Replies: 46
Views: 2363

Tasteful jokes

3 accountants sit outside an office, waiting for an interview with a quality firm, which will pay the eventual candidate f*ck loads of cash.

So the first candidate is ushered into the office to be interviewed. The interviewer just asks him one question: What is 3 + 3?

The accountant is a little ...
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 7:51 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: A mother and two kids walk into a bar.
Replies: 64
Views: 1659

Re: A mother and two kids walk into a bar.

It's been quite a long time since we had a "dead baby joke" thread.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 7:49 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: A mother and two kids walk into a bar.
Replies: 64
Views: 1659

Re: A mother and two kids walk into a bar.

Whats the best thing about little girls?

You can turn them over and pretend they're little boys.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 7:47 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

What's your daughters account name? Actually, I don't know. We agreed to keep me in the dark temporarily so she could get in a game with me and not have me take it easy on her because she's my kid.

Of course if I knew I would tell you because your posts have shown you to be a person of impeccable ...
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 9:45 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

What's your daughters account name?
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 7:36 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Khaaazzah!
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 7:30 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Science says Conservatives happier than Liberals...
Replies: 107
Views: 2090

Re: Science says Conservatives happier than Liberals...

Does anyone else get the urge to stab jucdor in the neck?
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 7:28 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?
Replies: 766
Views: 19196

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Oh noes! I sexually abused someone with my keyboard! Lock me up and throw away the key!

I enjoyed doing it, and bugger me rotten, i'd do it again.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 7:25 am
Forum: Callouts Archives
Topic: WELCOME TO SCAMALOT, THE FEW, THE SPINELESS, THE SCAMMY
Replies: 25
Views: 1750

Re: WELCOME TO SCAMALOT, THE FEW, THE SPINELESS, THE SCAMMY

Twildo is sooo cool.

Have a slappy-happy one
Twill.
by NeoTony
Sat May 10, 2008 7:22 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: A mother and two kids walk into a bar.
Replies: 64
Views: 1659

Re: A mother and two kids walk into a bar.

What's the best thing about thiry nine year olds?

There are thirty of them.

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