What's pink, red and silver?

A baby playing with a razor blade

What's grey, red silver and green?

The same baby 3 months later

Neoteny wrote:Sad day.

How so?

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Nope...... slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Ditocoaf wrote:
See, this is why Norse really needs to be unbanned... no end to the good times. Anyway, anyone who actually takes offense to this has no business on the net.

Try telling that to a christian father who's daughter has taken a cyber-mouthful of E-cum.

Tony, you're grabbing the wrong end of the stick here.

Why would I want to wind-up a long haired hippy? it would be against everything I stand for.

Hitler was walking down the street one day, and this guy comes up to him and asks "Hey Hitler, what did you do today?"

Hitler replies "Oh, I killed 10 Jews and a clown."

The guy asks "Why'd you kill the clown Hitler?"

Hitler says, "See, no one cares about the Jews."



Oh, did I go to far?

Not ...

Neoteny wrote:

NeoTony wrote::o

I heard he was an asian princess.

Don't bother. Not as great as it sounds.

I was hoping you'd open up a jihad on me.

I laugh at people who try to argue with you in anticipation of the barrage of hilarious insults that are sure to follow, not because they'll be particularly witty.

Oh is that correct? Are you laughing at yourself now, then? Or will you just change your mind to suit your arguement (word used ...

I heard he was an asian princess.

This doesnt get any easier...they're getting wetter by the day.

heh. I never claimed to know shit, norse (excuse me, NeoTony). All I said was that I appreciate a strong argument, and I've seen a few of them come from DM. I've seen f*ck in the way of wit come from you, however I will admit you have a way with insults.

Jeez..that time of the month already ...

Dito, you grovelling little faggot, you know f*ck all about me or DM.

A frog hops into a bank, and sits to wait for a clerk. Eventually it is his turn, and he hops up to the desk...a desk with the a man with the name "Mr P. Whack" on his tag, with a little shamrock badge beside it.

The clerk asks him what he wants, and the frog explains " well, my dad is mick jagger ...

3 accountants sit outside an office, waiting for an interview with a quality firm, which will pay the eventual candidate f*ck loads of cash.

So the first candidate is ushered into the office to be interviewed. The interviewer just asks him one question: What is 3 + 3?

The accountant is a little ...

It's been quite a long time since we had a "dead baby joke" thread.

Whats the best thing about little girls?

You can turn them over and pretend they're little boys.

What's your daughters account name? Actually, I don't know. We agreed to keep me in the dark temporarily so she could get in a game with me and not have me take it easy on her because she's my kid.

Of course if I knew I would tell you because your posts have shown you to be a person of impeccable ...

What's your daughters account name?

Khaaazzah!

Does anyone else get the urge to stab jucdor in the neck?

Oh noes! I sexually abused someone with my keyboard! Lock me up and throw away the key!

I enjoyed doing it, and bugger me rotten, i'd do it again.

Twildo is sooo cool.

Have a slappy-happy one
Twill.

What's the best thing about thiry nine year olds?

There are thirty of them.