BTW, which location you going to? i'll get a few of my homies on the case, good lads, no viral infections or anything...mind they're all pretty savage, which i'm guessing floats your little sordid boat, eh?

So I'm off to V festival tomorrow and I'm excited! Hairs been dyed red, 90litre rucksack is getting packed as I write! Just wondering if anyone else has been to any festivals this year?

I bet you're all excited, you filthy little minx...getting all drunk, pretending you're cool listening to ...

Minister Masket wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
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No please. Show me how the occasional whiff of smoke causes motherfucking cancer.

My grandpa ate mad cow brains and died of lung cancer.

You are so insensitive!


My grandpa used to smoke in train stations, and died at aged 29 of a vicious malignant strain of lung cancer.

Still, he shouldn't ...