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by homeland rules
Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:15 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Football (real)
Replies: 730
Views: 30898

Re: Football (real)


I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.

if you are right handed then correct. unfortunately your crude language means i will have to send for the butler and have you thrown in the ...
by homeland rules
Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:08 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Football (real)
Replies: 730
Views: 30898

Re: Football (real)

what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.

Cracka, please. I'm so gentlemanly, that I could manoeuvre the Queen home and safely into bed after a long night on the town.

your use of the word 'cracka' implies that the queen would sooner converse with barney gumble than accompany ...
by homeland rules
Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:59 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Football (real)
Replies: 730
Views: 30898

Re: Football (real)

what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.
by homeland rules
Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:55 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Football (real)
Replies: 730
Views: 30898

Re: Football (real)

i think you'll find football was our word first, you cad
by homeland rules
Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:01 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Obligatory 911 Thread
Replies: 250
Views: 9332

Re: Obligatory 911 Thread

type 'US friendly fire' into google. you will be quite comprehensively shown that americans are the most careful race in the planet when it comes to who they point their guns at.


But that's not going to include Iraqi civilians now is it?

even if you don't count iraqi citizens, then US have ...
by homeland rules
Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:44 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Obligatory 911 Thread
Replies: 250
Views: 9332

Re: Obligatory 911 Thread


unfortunately the oh so sensitive health and safety brigade have banned rocket launchers because someone 'might' accidentally blow up a street with one and people would 'pointlessly' blame the availability of rocket launchers for the deaths.

really, with a bit of training, giving everyone rocket ...
by homeland rules
Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:38 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: One more reason to carry
Replies: 173
Views: 3080

Re: One more reason to carry

the arguement i keep seeing is 'lots of stuff is dangerous, therefor what makes guns different'

the difference is the only purpose of a gun is to put holes in another person. if something is created purely to harm others, e.g. a gun or a bomb, then why should you be allowed to use it?
by homeland rules
Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:35 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: One more reason to carry
Replies: 173
Views: 3080

Re: One more reason to carry

people think george bush is corrupt, yet no one rose up and overthrew him. i think american's just like feeling big by having something that goes 'bang' and breaks things with minimum effort.
by homeland rules
Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:31 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Obligatory 911 Thread
Replies: 250
Views: 9332

Re: Obligatory 911 Thread

If the American public carried rocket launchers around it could all have been avoided, more weapons = less deaths , obvious innit

unfortunately the oh so sensitive health and safety brigade have banned rocket launchers because someone 'might' accidentally blow up a street with one and people ...

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