Hey, looking for training? Kind of brand new.

Oh okay, it's cool. I'll wait until I've got the requirements. People just keep telling me I'm a multi and I don't know what that means. I think they're just bitter because I wrecked them.

For that matter, what the heck is a multi?

No, it stands for "o" and "e" actually...

Stop being bitter that you lost! I attacked you because I found you, and I expanded because that's what you're supposed to do, I learned that from StarCraft. The faster you expand the more you get (it's like 3:1 right?), so I figured I'd better get more ...

Hey how does this work? I only joined this morning because I had a day off.

thank you!

K well, sorry guys but I got a message. It said something to the effect of "someone wrote something about you in the Cheating & Abuse forum, check it out".

You get a message whenever someone talks about you in "Cheating & Abuse Reports". This is ridiculous. It's sad that within the first 3 games I play the 2 that I win I get reported for cheating because you're sad you lost.

well thank you, but i happen to be intelligent, not cheating

wait what? dude ive played the board game risk before so i know how to play...
i've never played online?

what the heck?