Sarah Palin should get back in the kitchen and bake me some pie.

The Neon Peon wrote:Oh no! conquerclub is the only site that has a forum in it, and now one of them is gone. Whatever shall we do!? There is obviously no other place on the internet that you can talk about things other than online risk.

How was that necessary? What the hell raped your ass this morning?

This is lame, hope there are recent backups.

There was a young vampire named Mable
Whose periods were really quite stable
So every full moon
She'd get out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.

No way does the average American walk 2 and a half miles a day. Not in a MIIIIIIIIIILLION years.

I once saw an article that said that the average American walks for less than 20 minutes A WEEK, including walking around the office, up stairs etc.

EDIT: Can't find the article quickly, but heres one ...

jonesthecurl wrote:There once was a fella called Spuzzel
Whose girlfriend just wanted a nuzzle.
"You're ugly!" he said,
"here's a bag for your head!"
-She's lucky it wasn't a muzzle.

That's fucking genius. I crown you the king of the world.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Spuzzell wrote:Tell him to stick to E and weed,

And heroine.

I'd buy an eighth of Jennifer Garland as Electra.

Well yeah, there's far more money for cocaine in America, it's not worth selling the good stuff in their own country.

Plus in America and the UK the chances are its been cut with something decent, usually vitamin B (honest!) while in S.America it could be mixed with anything cheap and to hand. Not ...

I heard two amazing limericks today. The first was the most disgusting poem I've ever encountered, until the second came along. So here they are.

There was a young maid from Azores
Whose cunt was all covered in sores.
Even dogs in the street
Would not eat the green meat
That hung, in festoons, from ...

I remember shit loads of kickass threads, the magnificent war with and eventual bloody defeat of the evil spamalot empire (no blame to hecter, it spiraled way out of his control) an d flame wars actually being, y'know, flamey.

Know what I saw in Flame Wars yesterday? A poll politely asking if I ...

I remember shit loads of kickass threads, the magnificent war with and eventual bloody defeat of the evil spamalot empire (no blame to hecter, it spiraled way out of his control) and flame wars actually being, y'know, flamey.

Know what I saw in Flame Wars yesterday? A poll politely asking if I ...

Oh hey!

Yeah, I took a 2 year sabbatical. Then I come back and it's all weird. Where've you been?

If Louis Armstrong was just starting his musical career today, I bet he'd be a gangsta rapper.

So no, it'll never come back.

Then again, when exactly did it go away? I've got Louis on my Archos, and I'm so fucking with it and cool and shit that it sometimes makes me vomit.

Post whatever you feel like! Forums are all about chatting shit, most of the time.

And yeah, people will disagree with you, but someone posting crap that incites other people to post crap is a good thing. If I was you I would probably post less but make sure what I do post is as good as I can make ...

C'mon! Vote for Jed! West Wing ftw.

Yay?

GFY/Yo Mamma So Fat '08.

I can see the bumper stickers now.

So, who would you choose? Me, I'd go for Bartlett.

For, it's essential. Just look at Japan, ok?

And I'm so tired of DaGip. Seriously. Get a new idea, for the love of god.

Well, ok. If a specific word causes undue offence, the joke can work fine without it, and I've edited.

Personally I have no racist leanings, and as the joke is on the intolerant barman rather than the 3 guys I have no problem with the "n" word in this context.

You're a tool, but I have no wish to ...

It does imply that the scots don't wash before or after sex. And mine coal naked.

Yes, exaggerations for comic effect are a set in stone tradition. I mean, NOONE mines coal anymore.

I think the problem with a lot of jokes is that some people don't really have a sense of humour. They feel they ...

God that's freaky. It'd be like making it with a My Little Skanky Pony.

Though I went to the link, and there's another story saying it's all a big hoax.

Got your period. Dave?

Fantastic thread.

A black guy, a jew and a spic walk into a bar. The barman says, "Get the f*ck out."

[the above joke uses racism for comic effect. If that offends you, don't read it.] *2*

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't f*ck a rock.

As far as the original post ...

From netdoctor.co.uk http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/contraceptivepills.htm

How effective is the Pill?

It’s very effective indeed, which is why so many millions of women rely on it.

If you take it exactly as prescribed, then its effectiveness is likely to be almost 100 per ...