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Easy_fan

granted but now theres a phdbgjus in it instead.

i wish a had all the futurama dvds.

Easy_fan

Granted but it gets filled with newbs wait... thats a good thing

I wish for a working scanner in my room.

Easy_fan

water

Easy_fan

granted but do to your lack of responsibility Disney goes bankrubt.

I wish I had edumication.

Easy_fan

granted but you die of overworking

I wish for a glass of lemonade that wasn't pee related or poisoned

Easy_fan

world war? I'm sorry i didn't really understand the rules.

Easy_fan

granted but you rewind time to much so the dinosaurs exist and you didn't ask to be able to go froward in time either.

I wish for a robotic arm that wouldn't go haywire or anything.

Easy_fan

Scarface!!!

Easy_fan

Granted but his eyes fall out reading it so his family sued you making you $999,999,999,999,.72 in debt.

Im afraid to wish. I wish i could wish.

Easy_fan

Granted but at the concert you go to the lead guitarist burst his thumb open and dies of blood loss causing the band to break up.

I wish i was there to pick up the thumb to sell on ebay.

Easy_fan

granted but you realize it was all shit and commit suicide.

I wish i got to meet my favorite band.

Easy_fan

is it made out of plastic?

Easy_fan

granted but they use there turn to eliminate you.

I wish i had the awesomeness computer in the world

Easy_fan

is it electronic?

Easy_fan

let me say this i didn't wish for any thing a 2nd granted but your drunk and spend your wishes on more booze.

I wish i had a guitar.

Easy_fan

loopole, aint got a wife only 13.

Easy_fan

sesame street.

Easy_fan

granted but everyone becomes stupid due to lack of edumication and run of a cliff believing they can fly.

I wish i was a multimillionaire.

Easy_fan

@gavin_sidhu: thats sephiroth you asshole.
@Hitman079: a worker

Easy_fan

granted but the person you wanted to spend it with died due to lack of food.

I wish i could write excellent storys.

Easy_fan

granted, under one condition you lose you get kicked out of the house he lose you get kicked out of the house.

I wish I wasn't such a nerd(and i don't want to be more of a nerd.)

Easy_fan

Granted but the reason why is because a samurai warrior came seeking you destroyed your drums then killed you.

I wish i knew if my bud Jessica(a girl) really likes me.

Easy_fan

looks like a worker.

Easy_fan

Granted but he became so powerful he realized he didn't need you and eliminated you, for good.

I wish for a motorcycle that never run out of gas+ no one could steal it+ it couldn't get destroyed and had a seatbelt.

Easy_fan

Granted but you realize that your computer is better.

I wish for a motorcycle that never run out of gas+ no one could steal it+ it couldn't get destyoed

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