More like the Victorian Quack Brain. I think that around then women were thought to have only three brain areas: 'Obedience', 'Embroidery / Kittens', and 'Unnatural Lusts'.
Been (very idly) working on this for a few weeks, and Jota just prodded me to post it here. It's mostly based upon actual phrenology guides, but with plenty of changes.
THIS IS JUST A SCHEMATIC. There's no real point in prettying things up until the continent-balancing gets fixed, so until then ...