background constantly flashing black and white, with scrolling animated .gifs of kitties in superhero outfits.

also, site must play a MIDI version of "Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite.

Oops -- meant to post this in the free ideas thread.

Mods, feel free to move it.

It's probably been suggested before, but a Conquer Club map of Faerun would be great.

Even the Sword Coast itself would be enough to satisfy the map requirements.

You can find a map of Faerun just about anywhere online these days.