Do these ones count?
2014-03-17 03:13:27 - saxibot: I wear pants in the shower. Hahaha! Pants in the shower!!!! OMG!
2014-03-17 03:15:57 - saxibot: You smell like a flower... A RAFFLESIA FLOWER! LOL! (Sorry Auror, I couldn't resist jabbin' you with a little horticultural humor! *tickle tickle*)