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by Norse
Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:54 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Top ten bands of all time
Replies: 179
Views: 4950

Top ten bands of all time

1. The stone roses
2. Oasis
3. Guns n roses
4. The charlatans
5. Dire straits
6. Jet
7. Red hot chilli peppers
8. Led zeppelin
9. The offspring
10. Nirvana

Do it now, before it is too late.
by Norse
Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:28 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Freedom of religion?
Replies: 101
Views: 4106



Accidents of geography and environment brought about the domination of European whites, not racial differences.
Put simply, we had more animal species to domesticate, more native crops, and a dense population (as a result) that bred immunities to diseases by living in close proximity to each ...
by Norse
Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:43 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Elisha Cuthbert
Replies: 16
Views: 892

Both so nice, but a edges it for me.
by Norse
Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:16 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Sophisticated Poetry/Smelly Stanzas.
Replies: 23
Views: 2868

Rub you - to the tune of "love you"..can';t for the life of me remember the original artist...so here is a plagarised version.

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I don't, know why, I rub you soo much
I gave you all, of my best touch
But now you're, flaccid
after another hardcore sesh
of thunder-bolted flesh
I forgot to ...
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:34 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: I'm Seriously losing my touch....
Replies: 44
Views: 1118

I've not noticed any mean posts from yourself...tbh.
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:32 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: I'm Seriously losing my touch....
Replies: 44
Views: 1118

some of your advice back in the day, has lead to positive results.

On here however, the more i post, the less i feel like im still like the dalai lama i used to be.

That is a good thing, surely? No-one likes a goody-goody.

The moral high-ground is for people who have nothing else to be ...
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:30 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: I'm Seriously losing my touch....
Replies: 44
Views: 1118



why is there an immigration problem then?

Norse your just not working hard enough...what would the queen say?

Well...I suppose if we tried suggs' method on polish brothels, there wouldnt be so much of an immigration problem..in the sense that they'd be all dead...

@suggs.what would the ...
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:27 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: I'm Seriously losing my touch....
Replies: 44
Views: 1118

got tonkaed wrote:if it makes you feel any better norse...these days just about everytime i post to debate something in this forum i feel like i die a little inside.


How so?...you're a charming lad, I'm sure it is all about application, me old mate.
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:26 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: I'm Seriously losing my touch....
Replies: 44
Views: 1118

Dancing Mustard wrote:Did you ever try the latex line?

I guarantee it's a winner.


That was how I remembred this thread...

It really gives them a broader view of the available options... :lol:
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:25 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: I'm Seriously losing my touch....
Replies: 44
Views: 1118

Yes, you are losingyour touch because you didnt mention Rohypnol.
Its the only way for a guarantted successful rape. Otherwise, they do tend to struggle-but they love it.

I always thought they did this for pleasure...ya know, the old "chase me chase me" type thing...but the problem with ropey ...
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:17 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: I'm Seriously losing my touch....
Replies: 44
Views: 1118

Bump.

I still have nightmares about the rejection.
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:03 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: what is ur favourite console of all time?
Replies: 30
Views: 770

Lets brake this down

Consoles made my Atari?
Well most notebly this is the Atari 7800, Atari 2600 and Jaguar. These people gave us Centipede, Frogger, Defender and Pac Man. To me they made horrible consolse but gave us wonderful/classic games.
classics. Made way for the newer games. Without ...
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:55 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: HOT + SEXY + nsfw
Replies: 6669
Views: 2279894

2dimes wrote:
Norse wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:lol i didnt see that

why you lookin there man??


To see if his flaccid wanger was in the picture.

Great sucess, high five! [/borat]


High five indeed...or by closer inspection of wanger, a low-3.
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:53 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Freedom of religion?
Replies: 101
Views: 4106

It's a hard truth, but without white-men, this world would be a dark-aged, malaria diseased, fairy-preaching Banana-republic.

Much like the utopian ideals of many posters here.
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:51 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: HOT + SEXY + nsfw
Replies: 6669
Views: 2279894

ParadiceCity9 wrote:lol i didnt see that

why you lookin there man??


To see if his flaccid wanger was in the picture.
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:48 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: HOT + SEXY + nsfw
Replies: 6669
Views: 2279894

eewwwwww I looked closer, and you can see that guy's, flaccid wanger...

:lol: :lol:
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:44 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: HOT + SEXY + nsfw
Replies: 6669
Views: 2279894

So mine is gross...yet you like big, muscley men?

:lol:
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:37 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: HOT + SEXY + nsfw
Replies: 6669
Views: 2279894

Image
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:13 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Football (real)
Replies: 6856
Views: 658903



yeah pompey for the intertoto

Hehe, I would settle for that

You are feeling pretty lucky that Zimbabwe didn't qualify for African Cup of Nations?

Certainly..it really is that slight advantage that we have needed to get past the hang-over of christmas...I couldnt believe that we had won 7 ...
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:09 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: The sports wanker of the year awards
Replies: 11
Views: 1379

Ronaldo, for sure.

It has been a reccuring fantasy of mine for a while now, to break his leg, in a career ending way.
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:03 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Sophisticated Poetry/Smelly Stanzas.
Replies: 23
Views: 2868

To the theme of " Tightrope" - The stone roses

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Hard-on

You could have been an angel
It would have suited you
My large, warm, meaty angel
I know just what to do

In the Sunlight of morning
In my world, between the sheets
I swear I saw it's ascending charms
My vision, was ...
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:46 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Post a picture of yourself!
Replies: 9940
Views: 1037807

AAHHHHH! MEGA QUOTES!!
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:32 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Post a picture of yourself!
Replies: 9940
Views: 1037807



Yes, i'd forgotten about Munters Law- the more a girl Munts, the more likely she is to play CC.
Its the reverse for blokes, of course

Unfortunately, you're bang on the mark. I'm sure I speak for all of us, when I say that I couldn't buy a night-off from sexually promiscous ladies..ya know, I ...
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:26 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Post a picture of yourself!
Replies: 9940
Views: 1037807

I think that every post on this page has made me laugh.
by Norse
Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:20 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Sophisticated Poetry/Smelly Stanzas.
Replies: 23
Views: 2868

You have a talent DaGip..good stuff.

Me n my boat

I sail my ship off, her maiden voyage
Guiding her gently, as waves lap around
So neat and tight
I'll be up all night
With my mast upright, through her wailing sound

Exploring new, and foreign lands
With my navigation, no spot I will ...

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