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by GolemGhoul
Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:52 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Movies
Replies: 20
Views: 2086

I used to be obessesed with the matrix, but then the other 2 came out soooo. . . I had that one soliliquy that Agent Smith says to Morpheus when hes looking for the access codes to Zion memorized. I had used it to audition for the play and actually got a speaking role.

Nowadays I'd have to say it ...
by GolemGhoul
Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:09 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: And another question for the religious types!
Replies: 38
Views: 2908

Norse wrote:Calm down dear.


was that to me or to mr. happy pants?
by GolemGhoul
Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:48 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: And another question for the religious types!
Replies: 38
Views: 2908

Norse wrote:Possibly....but I'm not giving you any money :lol:


oh my what ever shall I do! I've NEVER heard that one before. :roll:
by GolemGhoul
Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:02 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: And another question for the religious types!
Replies: 38
Views: 2908

Then narrow it down to the Jesus Freaks group next time, instead of just religous people.
Alrighty then, if you're religious, why are you not in the Jesus Freaks?

ya know. . . I'm religious too, and I'm not a jesus freak. . . because I'm jew . Ever think that there could be other religions than ...
by GolemGhoul
Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:49 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: And another question for the religious types!
Replies: 38
Views: 2908

Then narrow it down to the Jesus Freaks group next time, instead of just religous people.
Alrighty then, if you're religious, why are you not in the Jesus Freaks? Well, I'm Catholic, and I assume they're Protestant (not sure though), and it come down to a 500 year ift of beliefs there.

jesus ...
by GolemGhoul
Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:37 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: And another question for the religious types!
Replies: 38
Views: 2908

Then narrow it down to the Jesus Freaks group next time, instead of just religous people.
Alrighty then, if you're religious, why are you not in the Jesus Freaks?

ya know. . . I'm religious too, and I'm not a jesus freak. . . because I'm jew. Ever think that there could be other religions than ...
by GolemGhoul
Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:13 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

it all depends on the girlfriend's willingness to share said pleasure meat pump. Just how open is the girlfriend? And does the boy want to risk losing her for a kinky wild night with 2 hotties? And does the boy know that the hotties are kinky enough to say yes? These things need to be asked before ...
by GolemGhoul
Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:48 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: introduce a band
Replies: 29
Views: 3854

For Fantasy Metal heads: Rhapsody
http://mothermetal.com/TBS/Bands/Rhapsody/RhapsodyBandPic.jpg

For Industrial (and those with no inhibitions): Mindless Self Indulgence
http://mindlessselfindulgence.com/inside/images/gallery/albums/userpics/10187/mindless_self_indulgence ...
by GolemGhoul
Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:45 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

hulmey wrote:In england we gang bang cock teasers...... 8)


in america we have to take them to a dinner and a movie first or some shit like that. . . hush money favors. 'But he/she/it was soooo nice to meeeee!'
by GolemGhoul
Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:41 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: bad girls of risk
Replies: 71
Views: 5484

Hmmm . . . should I be worried or relieved that I'm not on that list.

Love the sig clapper :D
by GolemGhoul
Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:52 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Crank dat soulja boy
Replies: 4
Views: 757

. . . wow I didn't even watch 30 seconds of it and I feel like I wasted my time.
by GolemGhoul
Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:41 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

Norse wrote:That's why we need some more fillies like you in england golem, easy and disposable meatholes.


and thats the glory of the interwebs. See, you see easy meathole, when in reality, I could just be a cock tease ;)

but you see. . . I have probably got to your 'goal' more than you have :lol:
by GolemGhoul
Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:46 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

hulmey wrote:we got a famous english saying " any hole is a goal"

is it a hard goal for you to reach? I mean, do you guys like work at it or something?
by GolemGhoul
Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:10 am
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

yo uare truly sick Ghoul..Its not even funny.

My friend works at the hospital taking xrays and he has seen batteries and even mobile fones up a MANS arse

. . . well your typing just made me a little bit sicker

and those are the people who are too stupid to get those things out. Don't stick ...
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:14 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

Norse wrote:......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack
mack? As in mack truck?
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:05 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934



oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm

. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to destroy ...
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:00 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934



oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm

. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to destroy ...
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:42 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934




I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao

hell did I LOOK 12? umm no....LOL

ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!

I ADVISE you to relax and enjoy

. . . truely unhelpful ...
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:15 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Anybody else finished the last Harry Potter yet?
Replies: 39
Views: 3849

misterman10 wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:the pendragon erie i better dan dis

fix your dam keyboard


I agree to both statements! >O
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:59 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao


hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL :roll:


ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:43 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

Norse wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool. :)


if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways :wink:


Wouldn't want it any other way. :D


YAY!! Party at my house! RAEP TIEM for all!!!
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:41 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao


hell did I LOOK 12?
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:40 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool. :)


if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways :wink:
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:38 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: Ask The Love Doctor
Replies: 198
Views: 5934

Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

-GG- wait how old are you?

I'm only 12, genius. then no...

. . . holy crap did you actually believe that? AHAHAHAHA!! What 12 year old who's out banging people ...
by GolemGhoul
Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:30 pm
Forum: Acceptable Content
Topic: *What song are you listening to* thread!
Replies: 6630
Views: 1741380

Shut Up and Drive by Rhianna.

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