Ask not what Sexytoxin's urinals can do for you...

I thought you were dead, Fitz. Something about a mishap at a Turkish bath-house involving a double-ended black studded dildo and an anal douche filled with Vat 69.

YES! I'll bring the anal beads and traffic cones!

You're the breast, Sexitoxins!

Welcome to the forums, ShoulderBenefactor69!

I asked why do I have to wait in line at the bank, not why you had to wait in line at the bank.

NEXT!

"Proper turn"? Fold your hands child, you walk like a peasant.

WHY?

Found him:

wrestle1ump LIVES.

Cola, a sight for sore eyes. You can count me in for whatever debauchery you've in mind.



I'm sure this guy would be up for whatever, too.

I agree, Snorlax would've been a better choice.

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The Golden Baguette

ASS-TRUMPET!

what about creating a more distinctive noise to indicate your turn, something special to the conquerclub universe, like the famous "You've Got Mail" or macintosh start up noise-blammo.

perhaps something like a cannon going off, but we'd have to make sure it didn't sound like a fat man farting in ...

I agree with dimes, we are in serious need of improving the turn alert system on this website. What about a function for a beeping noise, or like a dog that barks in the lower right-hand part of the window. It could auto-refresh every five seconds or so.

Come on now, people, we can do better.

your vagina smells like surf, fitz.

that said, I ate a shit-ton of soy products, which have really come a long way in the past decade. I recommend boca spicy chicken patties, they be all tastin good n shit.

I agree with Players' point about the need for sustainability, both relating to the ...

yeah, dick lick.

I've eaten cow brains, spongy but well seasoned here in West Africa.

p.s. King Doctor is my favorite ninja doctor.

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I've always found Elisabeth Shue quite sexy, especially while preparing breakfast. She's got that classic beauty thing, so apologies to all the peeps out there who were hoping for giant fake tits and baby oil ...

Huh.

Along with the poll, another question for you huddled masses yearning to breathe free:

Who do you think is the most famous person to engage in analingus? Please specify the position of pitcher/catcher, s'il vous plait.

Poor Phatso, he spends all that money on guns and plastic guitars with nothing left over for a halfway decent bed. While I agree with Uncle Saxamaphone (he blows) that obesity poses a serious problem to the greatest country to have ever existed in the history of civilization, I believe the real ...

Army of GOD wrote:I was lying on the floor petting my cat, and then there was a little shaking and we both jumped up.

Heh heh, you were petting your pussy and there was a "little shaking."

Someone hit her on the head. But with what...?