Hello my stinky friends!

It is with great pleasure that I bring you the 100th PureStink-endorsed Conquer Club post. We've had some good times over the last 99 posts (thanks TeeGee for facilitating the most smelly BBQ I have ever experienced last weekend), and I'm sure there will be many more to ...

saxitoxin wrote:Who the f*ck voted chef?

Sorry Saxi, my bad. Like most British people, I was too lazy to properly consider the poll options. This has been corrected.

Bad day at school today. I finally asked out this cute girl from my English class but she didn't take it too well. The cops said I could lose my teaching license.

I would really like to join a clan. How do you do it?
You must first denounce all that is good within you as a person. Then fill that now void with nothing but the purest of pure hatred. That is a good start. The black jesus has spoken....-Jèsus noir
Do you have to bring your own hood or are they ...

So Driftwood 747 is accused of cheating for failing to break alec.ramsden's bonus in that one round. Maybe we are being too quick to jump the gun here and is there any action that alec.ramsden did to favor Driftwood 747?
I disagree that there is a duck here.

Ask any decent player: unless teamed ...

Incorrect, sorry PureStink!

TeeGee

Can confirm, am British and lazy.

jimboston wrote:f*ck you all.

I can't wait to see what the thought police have to say about this.

1. Does Dukasaur live in Kalamazoo, Wisconsin?
No.

Who spells their name Ralf anyways? That's god damn offensive to me.
You joke, but just think how much time he will save over the course of a lifetime writing Ralf instead of Ralph (not to mention the time saved remembering an easier spelling). The superfluous T in Scott is costing you hours of ...

Thanks TeeGee for your feedback and very understanding policy. I will hold fire on purchasing premium until I have a strategy to maximise the number of rating points gained here.

Admin also have the power to point reset if the abuse is prevalent / significant.
Damn you guys have thought of ...

A series of 1vs1 (or team/polymorphic) matches on the Hive map is the best measure of skill - change my mind.

The dedication required to repetitively play Das Schloss against people who are unfamiliar with the non-standard map is commendable in its own way, but not a measure of how good one is at ...

Congrats Mr Ruto on a landmark victory

A source close to the journalist in question reported that Biden's rendition of 'happy birthday' has inspired the Israeli people to double their efforts in bombing the shit out of Palestine.

Eighty years ago, Allied troops stormed the beaches of Guadalcanal in the Solomon Islands.

It was the first Allied offensive in the Pacific, and it began to roll back the Japanese advance.

The Solomons are now the site of another competition between the US and its allies and China.

After a ...

Thank you for submitting this report. A member of the cheating and/or abuse team will be with you shortly.

Honestly, I don't think red could have placed his troops in better positions to defend his colleague's bonus if he'd tried. He/she is really making an effort to occupy the choke points as it ...

Thanks TeeGee for your feedback and very understanding policy. I will hold fire on purchasing premium until I have a strategy to maximise the number of rating points gained here.

Admin also have the power to point reset if the abuse is prevalent / significant.
Damn you guys have thought of ...

A source close to Donald told me that these documents are only photocopies and the real ones never left the White House, so frankly I don't see what the problem is here.

Fun fact: the word "defect" is actually a portmanteau of the words "dear leader" and "perfect", which itself is a portmanteau of the words "permanent" and "confectionery". When the people of Seoul learned of the north's literally endless supply of Kim(TM) brand chocolates ("the greatest Un-der the ...

Thanks TeeGee for your feedback and very understanding policy. I will hold fire on purchasing premium until I have a strategy to maximise the number of rating points gained here.

Population South Korea: 52 million | Population DPRK: 26 million
GDP, South Korea: $31,489 | GDP, DPRK: $1,300
Every year a huge number of people manage to escape the hellish tyranny of capitalist South Korea and are embraced with open arms by the benevolent and glorious Dear Leader in the utopia ...

If I make a second account in order to cheat and win CC points, get busted and banned but then buy premium, does my account get reinstated? Asking for a friend.

TeeGee wrote:or maybe some of his posts have been mod edited

This is by far the most Orwellian forum I've been a part of since I frequented the George Orwell appreciation board.

How long do they take to count votes?
Good question! There is a lot of manual counting and double-checking. By tomorrow we are hoping to have an outcome.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-62503203

And as we have come to expect from an election this close, unfounded claims of victory (from ...