You metero-sexual aussies need to wake up!

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:15 pm

You're being taken over by foreigners, and smiling happily, whilst us pending immigrants will do all of your hard work, and take the bucks from under your noses.

Take some courage from these noble, honourable and "full of win" songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPFjToKuZQM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-6bBKPqlPw

I love 'em both.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:29 pm

I agree.

Anyone who has ever used the username "Norse" is hereby banned from ever entering Australia.

Damn immigrants...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:32 pm

Sorry dude, im your next friendly immigrant, whose offspring (probably with my new hot australian bird...you know, the one you can't get, but norse will take easily) will be running your country.

No hard feelings...

bellaraphon · Post by **bellaraphon** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:20 pm

where are you moving to

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:15 am

bellaraphon wrote:where are you moving to

He's moving to Manly.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:16 am

Skittles! wrote: He's moving to Manly.

Skittles is gonna be my new best mate

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:17 am

Norse wrote:
Skittles! wrote: He's moving to Manly.
Skittles is gonna be my new best mate

Oh, what a shame I live over an hour away from you then. Damn, we would of had great fun together.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:21 am

hehe...Oh well, i'm sure there will be many bronze-assed hotties to keep me from being lonely...

Anyways, I have 2 mates in the sydney area, plus a mate in wollongong, up the road..and a number of termporary aussie inhabitants al over the place.

Nevermind that anyway, i'm gonbna be over there to work and live, I will be probably out with the aussies more than the ex-pat brits.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:24 am

Norse wrote:hehe...Oh well, i'm sure there will be many bronze-assed hotties to keep me from being lonely...

Anyways, I have 2 mates in the sydney area, plus a mate in wollongong, up the road..and a number of termporary aussie inhabitants al over the place.

Nevermind that anyway, i'm gonbna be over there to work and live, I will be probably out with the aussies more than the ex-pat brits.

Did you just say Wollongong is up the road?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:31 am

2 hours, max right? I have to drive 4/5 hours a day for work at the moment...

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:32 am

Norse wrote:2 hours, max right? I have to drive 4/5 hours a day for work at the moment...

Poor baby. No wonder why you resort to talking with Nappy.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:36 am

Skittles! wrote:
Norse wrote:2 hours, max right? I have to drive 4/5 hours a day for work at the moment...
Poor baby. No wonder why you resort to talking with Nappy.

Hey? I love my job..and like to talking to nappy.

The fact that I have to rise early, and get back late is no problem. See, this is the possible the bone of contention with aussies, you hear that, and think "f*ck that for a laugh" whereas I think "this is a challenge, plus when I make myself unreasonabley irreplaceable, I will make an "irreplacable wage demand".

That is the way things work, my feathered friend.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:41 am

Norse wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
Norse wrote:2 hours, max right? I have to drive 4/5 hours a day for work at the moment...
Poor baby. No wonder why you resort to talking with Nappy.
Hey? I love my job..and like to talking to nappy.

The fact that I have to rise early, and get back late is no problem. See, this is the possible the bone of contention with aussies, you hear that, and think "f*ck that for a laugh" whereas I think "this is a challenge, plus when I make myself unreasonabley irreplaceable, I will make an "irreplacable wage demand".

That is the way things work, my feathered friend.

Why drive so long for a job when you can be a lazy arsed cunt and just drive a measly hour?

bellaraphon · Post by **bellaraphon** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:12 am

Norse wrote:*i drive long to work. me like bronze arsed aussie chicks. skittles! has feathers. mate live woolongong.

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Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:19 am

Skittles! wrote: Why drive so long for a job when you can be a lazy arsed cunt and just drive a measly hour?

I'm sure, being an educated lad, you know of england geography...

I live just outside portsmouth on the south coast, a nice bit of industry is going on there, in particular in the computing, and micro-electronic fields ...but I like going out into the sticks for my job (sussex/kent/surrey)

I like my jobs to be non-office based, and self-managed...So, in my case, I manage my own days, and sort out my own paperwork, and work a few extra hours hereb and there....If I wanted to, I could organise myself a wank break during the course of the day.....ya know, I have control over my working day, sometimes I am back home by 3pm, other days, Im back by 9pm...it is flexible..and I cant remember the last time I spoke to my manager....it is a heavenly (vallhally) job.

bellaraphon · Post by **bellaraphon** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:23 am

Norse wrote:Bellaraphon is cool

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Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:24 am

Norse wrote:
Skittles! wrote: Why drive so long for a job when you can be a lazy arsed cunt and just drive a measly hour?
I'm sure, being an educated lad, you know of england geography...

I live just outside portsmouth on the south coast, a nice bit of industry is going on there, in particular in the computing, and micro-electronic fields ...but I like going out into the sticks for my job (sussex/kent/surrey)

I like my jobs to be non-office based, and self-managed...So, in my case, I manage my own days, and sort out my own paperwork, and work a few extra hours hereb and there....If I wanted to, I could organise myself a wank break during the course of the day.....ya know, I have control over my working day, sometimes I am back home by 3pm, other days, Im back by 9pm...it is flexible..and I cant remember the last time I spoke to my manager....it is a heavenly (vallhally) job.

Macca's is a non-office job.. Work there, it may suit you.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:24 am

bellaraphon wrote:
Norse wrote:Bellaraphon is cool

QFT

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:25 am

Skittles! wrote: Macca's is a non-office job.. Work there, it may suit you.

What in the sweet, sweet name of freya, is macca's?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:26 am

Norse wrote:
Skittles! wrote: Macca's is a non-office job.. Work there, it may suit you.
What in the sweet, sweet name of freya, is macca's?

McDonalds..

bellaraphon · Post by **bellaraphon** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:29 am

Skittles! wrote:this arguement is boring the shit out of me

yes, yes quite true

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:30 am

Skittles! wrote: McDonalds..

Oh....not really my thing...thanks for the career advice though.

However, when I am owning the house you grew up in, and fooking certain 18 year old hotties up the wall, where your mother used to lay her head when sleeping, I will think of you for a moment, then burst my beans over the head-board.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:36 am

Norse wrote:
Skittles! wrote: McDonalds..
Oh....not really my thing...thanks for the career advice though.

However, when I am owning the house you grew up in, and fooking certain 18 year old hotties up the wall, where your mother used to lay her head when sleeping, I will think of you for a moment, then burst my beans over the head-board.

Tough luck that I've never lived in Manly. Go more near the city and you may have it.

Oh my, you might get to meet Iliad. Won't that be charming.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:38 am

Skittles! wrote:
Oh my, you might get to meet Iliad. Won't that be charming.

Fakk, did skittles actually make a humourous comment?

bellaraphon · Post by **bellaraphon** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:38 am

Skittles! wrote:Iliad is a charming bloke...

?

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