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Where the f*ck is Manly?
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Skoffin wrote:Where the f*ck is Manly?


Near sydney...you gonna come visit me?
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Norse wrote:
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Oh my, you might get to meet Iliad. Won't that be charming.


Fakk, did skittles actually make a humourous comment?

:lol: :lol:

You tell me. But you can hear his nice pussy voice. Remember to make him sing "Smack that".

It suits well with his Russian ancestry.
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More precisely, where the f*ck is Manly and how far is it by train? Skittles, help me out.
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Skoffin wrote: More precisely, where the f*ck is Manly and how far is it by train? Skittles, help me out.

Manly is near the ocean.
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Skoffin wrote:wheres manly?


hey the handwritting's blue :shock: .

4 words: google maps

:roll:
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Neoteny wrote:How big is the perfect penis?


Let's just say that the tower of Babel is a mistranslation.
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There's no train to Manly, but it's 20-30 mins by Jetcat (ferry) from the City. It's the ideal area for a pom to start, gorgeous beaches, surfing, scuba diving and enough pubs/restaurants to keep you hung over for six months!!
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Skittles! wrote:
Skoffin wrote: More precisely, where the f*ck is Manly and how far is it by train? Skittles, help me out.

Manly is near the ocean.


Skittles being his helpful self...
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Neutrino wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
Skoffin wrote: More precisely, where the f*ck is Manly and how far is it by train? Skittles, help me out.

Manly is near the ocean.


Skittles being his helpful self...

Always, always.
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That first song....The only racist bone in my body is agaist the fuckin turkish.

Refuse to go there on holiday, never will shake their hands.
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Norse wrote:i say some random stuff that bellaraphon doesn't quite understand except that the bone is rascist against the turks.


how does he know :shock:
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Neoteny wrote:How big is the perfect penis?


Let's just say that the tower of Babel is a mistranslation.
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bellaraphon wrote:
Skoffin wrote:wheres manly?


hey the handwritting's blue :shock: .

4 words: google maps

:roll:


Here's a tip numbnuts, not everyone has as good a internet connection as you :roll: You know how long it'd take for google maps to load for me? Trick question, it wouldn't.
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bellaraphon wrote:
Norse wrote:i say some random stuff that bellaraphon doesn't quite understand except that the bone is rascist against the turks.


how does he know :shock:


How old are you?

I'm sure skittles, neutrino and Skoffin know what I mean
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Skoffin wrote:bellaraphon has numb nuts


how does he know :shock:

Skoffin wrote:i have bad internet and i say a random question that bellaraphon wants to answer but he can't because its a "trick" question [-X


:-k dammit he tricked me with his question
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Neoteny wrote:How big is the perfect penis?


Let's just say that the tower of Babel is a mistranslation.
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Norse wrote:
bellaraphon wrote:
Norse wrote:i say some random stuff that bellaraphon doesn't quite understand except that the bone is rascist against the turks.


how does he know :shock:


How old are you?

I'm sure skittles, neutrino and Skoffin know what I mean

Indeed. I was asking my self the same question many times.
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im just bored :roll:
unriggable wrote:
Neoteny wrote:How big is the perfect penis?


Let's just say that the tower of Babel is a mistranslation.
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...Who the hell is this git?
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Skoffin wrote: ...Who the hell is this git?


I'm right behind you Skoff, kick his ass!
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Norse wrote:
Skoffin wrote: ...Who the hell is this git?


I'm right behind you Skoff, kick his ass!

Ass? ASS? First of all, I do not wish to kick a donkey. Second of all... Norse, how could you? You've become one of them. Ass? Honestly. I don't think I can love you anymore.
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Skoffin wrote:
Norse wrote:
Skoffin wrote: ...Who the hell is this git?


I'm right behind you Skoff, kick his ass!

Ass? ASS? First of all, I do not wish to kick a donkey. Second of all... Norse, how could you? You've become one of them. Ass? Honestly. I don't think I can love you anymore.

Cranky skoffin.
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I've just made an arse of myself.
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Norse wrote:I've just made an arse of myself.

Now I seriously think you need to get a job at Maccas.
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Post by bellaraphon »

my age? im younger and more immature than you but who gives a shit anyway. sorry for not being up to your standards. :D see i can be serious
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Let's just say that the tower of Babel is a mistranslation.
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Skoffin wrote: More precisely, where the f*ck is Manly

Did somebody call for me?
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Norse wrote:I've just made an arse of myself.



yes you did, just when you thought you had a chance with skoffin. the word is Arse. now don't do it again. *slaps Norse's wrist*
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