300 years later a bottle washed up on the Yellow Sea is found. A tiny kid is in the bottle. The person that found the bottle unscrews it and lets me out. I tell them my story and they grab their unshrinking machine. Unfortunately they are still new to using it and miss by a little. I become SUPERHUGE. They take my back to my time and I take the hill.
2008-01-20 00:03:54 - bm123: luck is nothing its all strategy and DICE
Now it's the year 2712. The time machine has been invented woot. I go back to the moment where my pet dragon just killed you all. Now all of you who have ever touched this hill are stuck in my dragon's mouth. My hill.
2008-01-20 00:03:54 - bm123: luck is nothing its all strategy and DICE
Root Ranger wrote:Now it's the year 2712. The time machine has been invented woot. I go back to the moment where my pet dragon just killed you all. Now all of you who have ever touched this hill are stuck in my dragon's mouth. My hill.
1. i killed u in the year 2308
2. i killed your dragon in the year 2008
3. im still alive in 2712 and i ban the time machine (except for mine of course) and destroy the blueprints for it
Me: Oh really. If you killed me why am I still here?
Dragon: RAWR I'm a dragon (I think) RAWR If you RAWR killed me then RAWR how am I RAWR chatting RAWR?
It's the year 2901 and the time machine has been REINVENTED! I travel back to the year 218 and guess what? There is no hill? And the time machine won't be invented for millineums.
No one's hill.
2008-01-20 00:03:54 - bm123: luck is nothing its all strategy and DICE
I make billions from the beach party in t-shirts, drinks, MTV and microsoft endorsements. I pay off the chairman to spamalot and pay the models of the "Naughty + Sexy" thread to throw a big tent party where all is invited.