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The sports wanker of the year awards

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IYHO, who is the biggest wanker in sport? They could be the most talented in their field as long as they have the sort of face that demands a good shoeing and the addition of a half-pound of phlegm. Michael Shumacher comes to mind, now i think of it.

But none of your baseball no-marks please, or anyone from the padded ad-break you call football in the US. Except Barry Bonds and OJ, they get honorary mentions.

My nominees:

Marion Jones - she wins, she cheats for years while slamming all the other cheats - THEN SHE BREAKS DOWN AND CRIES ABOUT IT.

Shane Warne - maybe the best bowler ever but a walking argument for eugenics. A massive knobend.

Cristiano Ronaldo - I hate his face. This might be jealousy of the endless coke-fuelled orgies i keep reading about in the daily mirror, but mostly it's that prettyboy smirk. And for getting our own spud-faced nipper sent off in the WC.

Floyd Mayweather - obviously, obviously a gigantic bellend. I fear it is too late, and he too good, for anyone to break his nose now.

Any others?
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Ronaldo, for sure.

It has been a reccuring fantasy of mine for a while now, to break his leg, in a career ending way.
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Any professional rounders player will do.
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Steve McClaren! - no explanation needed! :roll:
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heavycola wrote:
Cristiano Ronaldo - I hate his face. This might be jealousy of the endless coke-fuelled orgies i keep reading about in the daily mirror, but mostly it's that prettyboy smirk. And for getting our own spud-faced nipper sent off in the WC.


Fully agree.
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http://www.thetimes.co.za/PrintEdition/ ... ?id=685737

there is an article on Ronaldo and his antics.
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ignotus wrote:Steve McClaren! - no explanation needed! :roll:


Oh absolutely.

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C and D, but that's just how I roll.
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Ronaldo, McClaren; shoot the pair of them and I wouldn't shed a tear.
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Dancing Mustard wrote:Ronaldo, McClaren; shoot the pair of them and I wouldn't shed a tear.


I will buy a drink to the person who does that anytime. Any other volunteers? :wink:
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Post by brooksieb »

ronaldo definately, and mclaren
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brooksieb wrote:ronaldo definately, and mclaren


Mclaren is a commentator on Setanto now. With a face that begs to be punched repeatedly until it folds in on itself like a ruined souffle.
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