Seinfeld is the Worst Show Ever

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I love Ernest Borgnine.

[Brhn]

It sure is funny for a show about nothing. I guess nothing can be pretty entertaining. Just don't start telling me that Friends was a good show.

Some people like to find the humor in everyday stuff, though others can find it really petty and annoying.

Ever read Larry Niven's short story "What About Chocolate Covered Man-Hole Covers?" Similar premise, though not for telling jokes.

[Guiscard]

When Kramer pays for his cal-zone in pennies, when george and kramer steal newman's mail truck, when George loses his glasses at the gym, when the cafe across the street from seinfeld puts in a bright red neon sign, when elaine meets the guy who only talks in the third person and thinks he's relaying messages to her from her crush, when kramer has the pizza guy cook his shirts, when elaine wants chinese food but they don't deliver to her apartment and she has to hide in a closet just to have it delivered, when Jerry's girlfriend makes him wear the puffy shirt on the Today Show, when they all take a plane to California and end up in jail, when Jerry dates the girl with man hands, the soup nazi! Need I continue. The fact of the matter is, Seinfeld is funny because the stuff on it happens to everyone!

You lost real life after the first joke. I have paid for my petrol in pennies, but I doubt many people on the forum have stolen a mail truck or cooked their shirts...

Not that I especially dislike Seinfeld.

[ParadiceCity9]

Every single episode always has the same exact, ironic ending.

The jokes are fucking petty, it's always just Jerry making fun of some really stupid thing (HEY EVERYBODY, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW BREAD IS DRY?!).

Jerry is a fucking pretentious little bitch, at every opportunity he has, he makes himself out to be some kind of god amongst comedians who regularly dumps beautiful girlfriends.

THE CLOTHES!!! It's like everyone's 60 years old.

Really, f*ck this show and its shitty plot lines, humour and cast.

Ya i hate seinfeld too!! such a gay show...

[unriggable]

ParadiceCity, you're right, that show is incredibly homosexual. It likes other comedy shows.

(and I have the entire series on dvd)

Can you say commitment?

[dustn64]

"No soup for you!"

"Spongeworthy?"

"Seinfeld four!"

"It's a salad only BIGGER"

"Seinfeld." "Newman."


The show was the BEST! (and I have the entire series on dvd)

You forgot

"Shirnkage?"

and

"I don't see a white boy, I see a damn fool!"

[suggs]

Every single episode always has the same exact, ironic ending.

The jokes are fucking petty, it's always just Jerry making fun of some really stupid thing (HEY EVERYBODY, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW BREAD IS DRY?!).

Jerry is a fucking pretentious little bitch, at every opportunity he has, he makes himself out to be some kind of god amongst comedians who regularly dumps beautiful girlfriends.

THE CLOTHES!!! It's like everyone's 60 years old.

Really, f*ck this show and its shitty plot lines, humour and cast.

Sorry are you a member of the human race?
If so, its time to hand your card in-you've abused your rights pal, and its time to say goodbye.
Stop breathing immediately.

[apey]

I agree
except kramer I like kramer