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Insanest thing you seen

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The situation was my opponent having 3 armies in aussie, I had 3 on 2 territories, and one neutral. he deploys and attacks on of my 3 without losing any units at all, then I deploy in my other, thatmeans he attacks 6 vs 7, AND HE LOSSES NONE, and then takes whole Aussie on first move. Insane.


What is the most insane thing you have seen?
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153vs72 autoattack that ended 3v48. i was the attacker :(
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I lost 17 vs 1 once

and oggiss i said stfu about these dice threads goddamn
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probably a video of my friend cutting off his finger
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i say friend.. more of a very peculiar acquaintance
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Insanest thing i've seen is this dude did the napolean dynamite dance at a talent show in middle school. what a shitty movie
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my kick ass thread being merged and left in a back alley to die, for no good reason...-0

p.s.-*snicker*
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owenshooter wrote:my kick ass thread being merged and left in a back alley to die, for no good reason...-0

p.s.-*snicker*


which thread are you talking about? i dont understand!
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CC, Darker By The Day...
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I won a 4v9 and recently a 5v9!

I didn't lose any men in either.

But there is the rumor of a guy who lost a 173v1 on World 2.1 on an esc game and the other guy cashed and won.

I doubt the rumor is true but who knows
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the most insane thing ive seen* is a man leading a marathon race by a long way getting run over by a tram at around 19 miles (he was just knocked out but that just proves if you are not meant to win you aint gonna) LMAO but you have to love the the internet!!!!! (my ancestors would have missed out on seeing that! and all of the free porn!!!!LOL)

*if 2 girls 1 cup is diqualified!!
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Risktaker17 wrote:I won a 4v9 and recently a 5v9!

I didn't lose any men in either.

But there is the rumor of a guy who lost a 173v1 on World 2.1 on an esc game and the other guy cashed and won.

I doubt the rumor is true but who knows



youre talking two lottery wins in one day odds right there i think..
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Post by Scott-Land »

Risk related-- Prankcall autoing 18 vs 52 and had 9 leftover..........
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http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=1630816

I Begin Turn in Round 4, received 16 armies from bonuses, territories owned & cashed a card set but was not able to deploy on any territory therefore ran out of time.

I Begin Turn in Round 5, received 12 armies from bonuses & territories owned but was not able to deploy on any territory again therefore ran out of time once more.

So, I lost a total of 28 armies without even getting to roll a die but I've had the last laugh :lol: because I won the game as my new recruit ? opponent missed numerous rounds.
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Post by Bean_ »

Scott-Land wrote:Risk related-- Prankcall autoing 18 vs 52 and had 9 leftover..........


That's about 1 in 400,000. Impressive.
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unkannijim wrote:*if 2 girls 1 cup is diqualified!!


GOD DAMN YOU I was gonna do the 2g1c thing.... dammit.

Honestly tho, I'd rather watch that video for an hour on repeat than read another dice thread. :D
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ParadiceCity9 wrote:I lost 17 vs 1 once

and oggiss i said stfu about these dice threads goddamn


Where in this thread did I complain?
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Post by Shrinky »

MOBAJOBG wrote:http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=1630816

I Begin Turn in Round 4, received 16 armies from bonuses, territories owned & cashed a card set but was not able to deploy on any territory therefore ran out of time.

I Begin Turn in Round 5, received 12 armies from bonuses & territories owned but was not able to deploy on any territory again therefore ran out of time once more.

So, I lost a total of 28 armies without even getting to roll a die but I've had the last laugh :lol: because I won the game as my new recruit ? opponent missed numerous rounds.



how come u were not able to deploy anywhere???? :shock:
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khazalid wrote:
Risktaker17 wrote:I won a 4v9 and recently a 5v9!

I didn't lose any men in either.

But there is the rumor of a guy who lost a 173v1 on World 2.1 on an esc game and the other guy cashed and won.

I doubt the rumor is true but who knows



youre talking two lottery wins in one day odds right there i think..


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I had six guys on Siam, he had 3 guys on China. The next turn he deployed four on China and conquered the whole of Australia with one leftover.
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Post by KoE_Sirius »

When I was 16 years old.I saw a cat fall from an 8 storey window or it was pushed..Not sure.It bounced off a plastic roof on a car port and then landed on its feet.Then ran off...it seemed to be unhurt.
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a cat has a non terminal falling speed... after a high enough point, it can survive any fall assuming its in good shape, and not obese... or stupid... it is designed to catch the right amount of air and glide like a squirel

this isnt to say it wouldnt get hurt or bruised, but typically they can survive great falls, as long as they are ready, and dont panic...

testing this however is illegal and absolutely inhumane... anyone who would do this to a defenseless animal, has some psychological issues
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Post by AAFitz »

oggiss wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:I lost 17 vs 1 once

and oggiss i said stfu about these dice threads goddamn


Where in this thread did I complain?


you indeed do not complain about the dice. saying their crazy sometimes cannot be argued. However, this is hardly the most insane rolls ive ever seen.
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AAFitz wrote:a cat has a non terminal falling speed... after a high enough point, it can survive any fall assuming its in good shape, and not obese... or stupid... it is designed to catch the right amount of air and glide like a squirel

this isnt to say it wouldnt get hurt or bruised, but typically they can survive great falls, as long as they are ready, and dont panic...

testing this however is illegal and absolutely inhumane... anyone who would do this to a defenseless animal, has some psychological issues


Usually they encounter difficulties if the get it wrong and catch their chin on the floor...

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Post by KoE_Sirius »

yeti_c wrote:
AAFitz wrote:a cat has a non terminal falling speed... after a high enough point, it can survive any fall assuming its in good shape, and not obese... or stupid... it is designed to catch the right amount of air and glide like a squirel

this isnt to say it wouldnt get hurt or bruised, but typically they can survive great falls, as long as they are ready, and dont panic...

testing this however is illegal and absolutely inhumane... anyone who would do this to a defenseless animal, has some psychological issues


Usually they encounter difficulties if the get it wrong and catch their chin on the floor...

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Well the one I saw..>Seemed unharmed.
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