Perhaps William needs to start off a little more slowly Darth... hmm perhaps if you climb a flight of stairs 11 times a day (depending on number of steps and incline of course) after the 11th climb you can report your thought as you reached the top.
This should be a good first step on the staircase to linguistic dexterity (metaphorically speaking that is)
ah so where were we.... so what we need William, is you to reach a point of physical exhaustion, where-by your brain is entirely occupied and your sub-conscious is allowed to exist at the surface of your thoughts.
At this point, at the point where your mind is closest to your last ever thought (vous pense de mort) you reach epiphany!