Make me a mod

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:39 am

I have had at least 15 pms asking me to start this thread. I do so with reluctance, but also with the knowledge that squandering one's gifts is immoral and a disservice to one's brothers and sisters.

So here's why I need to become a mod. Lack please read closely:

a) My daddy was a sherriff
b) I am fair, impartial, all-knowing and all-loving
c) I don't use prostitutes, even high-class ones
d) I'm cool with taking shit
e) My second name is actually Obama
f) Once I saw a bird with a broken wing. I nursed it back to health, ladies and gentlemen.
g) I'm pretty decisive pretty much most of the time

Heavycola for Mod in '08: The Audacity of Hope™

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:41 am

Do it

It'll make life easier for me

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:57 am

you had me until C

oggiss · Post by **oggiss** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:02 am

I like D.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:34 am

oggiss wrote:I like D.

I should point out that D in no way condones thievery, although I will admit to a little shoplifting in my troubled past. Along with some drugs and a spot of murder.

D is all about the thickness of my skin, which is really thick. Like a rhinoceros with eczema.
And hell yeah i'm gonna make life easier for everyone. Everyone except the lawbreakers.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:30 am

vote for HC. then he can bring back Norse. :lol:

Pedronicus · Post by **Pedronicus** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:18 am

Fizzy cola for mayor!

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:40 am

i am entirely in favor of this.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:09 am

I approve this message.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:12 am

You have my vote.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:13 am

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:14 am

The people have spoken... HeavyCola must be made a mod before the sun next rises, or there will be blood running free upon the streets of CCamden Town.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:18 am

If you SORT IT OUT and get some PROZZA action quick time, i will vote for you.

Heavy Cola: "The Audacity Of HepC"

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:20 am

my 13 super delegates go to HC

Colossus · Post by **Colossus** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:19 pm

FU*K YAH. I think what we really need are mods that can offer comical criticism and complete lack of respect for EVERY viewpoint. This is heavy's singular gift in my opinion. And it's not just your everyday ridicule, it's well-informed and though-out ridicule that heavycola brings to the table. The true Bill Maher of CC. He should not only be a mod, he should also be put in charge of reforming the US educational system.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:27 pm

Colossus wrote:FU*K YAH. I think what we really need are mods that can offer comical criticism and complete lack of respect for EVERY viewpoint. This is heavy's singular gift in my opinion. And it's not just your everyday ridicule, it's well-informed and though-out ridicule that heavycola brings to the table. The true Bill Maher of CC. He should not only be a mod, he should also be put in charge of reforming the US educational system.

Hear here!

Dui · Post by **Dui** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:35 pm

lmao - i first read "Poll: Make me a god"

spurgistan · Post by **spurgistan** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:06 pm

Proud to cast mine and my five slaves three votes for Heavycola.

America the Book, anybody?

History, maybe?

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:07 pm

Colossus wrote:FU*K YAH. I think what we really need are mods that can offer comical criticism and complete lack of respect for EVERY viewpoint. This is heavy's singular gift in my opinion. And it's not just your everyday ridicule, it's well-informed and though-out ridicule that heavycola brings to the table. The true Bill Maher of CC. He should not only be a mod, he should also be put in charge of reforming the US educational system.

what educational system?

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:09 pm

in order for this to happen under colossus system, HC would have to deride me, since that has never happened in a response from him to one of my views.

thusly, my views are perfect.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:15 pm

Thusly, you are a knobbly.

Colossus · Post by **Colossus** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:20 pm

Sorry, GT, but the trouble is that you have no opinions, thus you have no viewpoint for which you can be ridiculed. Lack of opinion ain't perfect opinion.

i.e. grow a set, man, and take a stand!

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:22 pm

Colossus wrote:Sorry, GT, but the trouble is that you have no opinions, thus you have no viewpoint for which you can be ridiculed. Lack of opinion ain't perfect opinion.

i.e. grow a set, man, and take a stand!

but it is not an imperfect opinion either.

Ive said it once if ive said it a thousand times...while i recognize i tend to not take stands, i feel like in every post i make my stance is offered. As a matter of course its difficult for me to provide a quick response as is kind of how we are socially expected to do so given an issue.

Im sure eventually ill get around to taking a stand...once i learn to intellecutally crawl.

this whole post is in part a jk and should be read as such.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:30 pm

Thanks for the support.

I do pledge to be fair and even-handed in my derision of others' opinions, to make CC and IK in particular more attractive to the crazies, nazis and felons it is currently lacking, and to seek out and kill those who voted that i should GFM.
Those who have suggested that this forum would, under my supervision, become the internet equivalent of an excrement-splattered crack den are sorely mistaken. I look forward to proving you wrong.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:31 pm

heavycola wrote:Thanks for the support.

I do pledge to be fair and even-handed in my derision of others' opinions, to make CC and IK in particular more attractive to the crazies, nazis and felons it is currently lacking, and to seek out and kill those who voted that i should GFM.
Those who have suggested that this forum would, under my supervision, become the internet equivalent of an excrement-splattered crack den are sorely mistaken. I look forward to proving you wrong.

nice sig.

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