women

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:24 pm

what are they good for?

absolutely nothing.

[guitar solo]

william18 · Post by **william18** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:25 pm

* background singing*

"Absolutley nothing"

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:27 pm

haha cheers

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:30 pm

lol@u

mine cooks!

I'm telling her what's going on here and she claims she cleans too.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:32 pm

For porn.

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:42 pm

2dimes wrote:lol@u

mine cooks!

I'm telling her what's going on here and she claims she cleans too.

domestication is an illusion - kick her out!

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:48 pm

When you're married in North America there is no "kicking her out". You have to leave and continue to pay for her house.

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:56 pm

there are knives in the kitchen.. i wonder if a post-nup is accepted in court..

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:58 pm

Pre-nups are pretty usless here post wouldn't be much better. Take your lumps ya sissy.

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:28 pm

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clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:32 pm

khaz hasnt met the right woman yet

oggiss · Post by **oggiss** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:26 pm

Takes an eternity to grab the concept

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:59 pm

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

Fruitcake · Post by **Fruitcake** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:52 pm

My wife is truly beautiful, is good to me, lives to make me happy, and I am. However, as Socrates said:

...if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:24 pm

A good question.
When someone comes up with an answer that consists of more than "some of them look alright, I guess" let me know.

I'm not bitter :twisted:

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:27 pm

I forgor breasts. Sorry :oops:

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:30 pm

And criticising.
They are jolly good at that.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:31 pm

Ah, this thread has made me feel whole.

oggiss · Post by **oggiss** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:31 pm

suggs wrote:I forgor breasts. Sorry

/me likey

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:33 pm

Yes, you have to give them that. They are darn good at having breasts.
But sadly, all too many of them seem to delight in "a personality" or "independant spirit" over and above their only real purpose,
TO GET A HUGE BOOB JOB ASAP.

Hmm, to forestall any sexism allegations, i should make it clear that i love women.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:35 pm

The DD's, at any rate.

oggiss · Post by **oggiss** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:35 pm

suggs wrote:
Hmm, to forestall any sexism allegations, i should make it clear that i love women.

And boobs?

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:37 pm

Fruitcake wrote:My wife is truly beautiful, is good to me, lives to make me happy, and I am. However, as Socrates said:

...if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Of course, Socrates had an... interesting... wife.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:39 pm

I tend not to love boobs.
Boobs get very jumpy-they prefer a straightforward "Grope n' Grab" in my experience. Boobs arent really up for the whole relationship thing.
Another point in their favour.

But I'm very fond of boobs. They are reliable, come in a variety of forms, and make excellent additions to one's lounge.

oggiss · Post by **oggiss** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:42 pm

suggs wrote:I tend not to love boobs.
Boobs get very jumpy-they prefer a straightforward "Grope n' Grab" in my experience. Boobs arent really up for the whole relationship thing.
Another point in their favour.

But I'm very fond of boobs. They are reliable, come in a variety of forms, and make excellent additions to one's lounge.

You're so...LOL.