Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

apey · Post by **apey** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:15 pm

lalaland wrote:granted, but then you become over-the-top compleatly addicted to Forum Games and can never do anything with your life because you are tied to the computer.

I wish that I ace my finals.

Umm too late for that

granted but then you fail your classes next semester

I wish I was in lalaland with lalaland

lalaland · Post by **lalaland** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:23 pm

Granted

But while you're there you trip and pop your bubble.

I wish I had a bubble

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:41 pm

granted, but you have to constantly keep it wet to stop it popping.

i wish i was a flea.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:24 pm

Granted, but it infects you with every disease possible and you die a slow and horrible death.

I wish for superhuman speed!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:31 pm

granted but you forgot to ask for superhuman agility/brakes and end up slamming into a building.

I wish I could fly.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:32 pm

Granted, but you get shot down by American jets.

I wish I had perfect grammar.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:33 pm

Granted, but you catch bird flu and die in a few months.

Of AIDS mind you; I got ya before the birds could finish you off.

I wish I was marginally attractive.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:35 pm

Granted, but you become so famous for your handsomeness that you also become a target for assassianations....

I wish for cheese.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:38 pm

granted but because your wish was vague you actually become cheese and are eaten by mice.

I wish I wasn't a target for assassination.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:39 pm

Granted, but you become a target for a shooting range.

I wish for a farm!

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:40 pm

Granted, no more assassinations attempts, but you get AIDS because of all the free time you have now you're not being targeted by hit men.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:40 pm

Joodoo wrote:Granted, but you become a target for a shooting range.

I wish for a farm!

Stop fastposting me!

Granted, you get trampled by cows and get AIDS.

I wish I wasn't gay.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:43 pm

granted but now you are attracted to active volcanoes and have an uncontrollable urge to jump into them.

I wish I was the world's greatest fighter/martial artist.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:44 pm

strike wolf wrote:Granted but you didn't specify how you will get it and it falls on you, similar to how the house fell on the witch in the Wizard of Oz.

I wish I was the world's greatest fighter/martial artist.

Granted, but you because you're so powerful, everyone fears you and it makes you become lonely.

johnnyrotten wrote:I wish I wasn't gay.

Granted ,but you become bi-sexual.

I wish for I knew more about emoticons!

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:45 pm

strike wolf wrote:granted but now you are attracted to active volcanoes and have an uncontrollable urge to jump into them.

I wish I was the world's greatest fighter/martial artist.

Granted, but you fall in love with Bruce Lee and get AIDS.

I wish my penis was 8 and a half inches instead of 7 and a half.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:46 pm

Granted, but you become a porn star and get AIDS and die.

I wish I could live longer!

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:47 pm

Joodoo wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Granted but you didn't specify how you will get it and it falls on you, similar to how the house fell on the witch in the Wizard of Oz.

I wish I was the world's greatest fighter/martial artist.

Granted, but you because you're so powerful, everyone fears you and it makes you become lonely.

johnnyrotten wrote:I wish I wasn't gay.

Granted ,but you become bi-sexual.

I wish for I knew more about emoticons!

I'm not going to tell you again...

Granted, but you therefore start suffering erectile dysfuction.

See previous wish.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:47 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
Joodoo wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Granted but you didn't specify how you will get it and it falls on you, similar to how the house fell on the witch in the Wizard of Oz.

I wish I was the world's greatest fighter/martial artist.

Granted, but you because you're so powerful, everyone fears you and it makes you become lonely.

johnnyrotten wrote:I wish I wasn't gay.

Granted ,but you become bi-sexual.

I wish for I knew more about emoticons!

I'm not going to tell you again...

Granted, but you therefore start suffering erectile dysfuction.

See previous wish.

yeah, already granted that

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:16 pm

Joodoo wrote:Granted, but you become a porn star and get AIDS and die.

I wish I could live longer!

Wish granted, but the wish comes out wrong and you die earlier, of AIDS! dudundun

I wish pie taste like ants

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Mon May 19, 2008 1:46 pm

*bump*

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Mon May 19, 2008 2:30 pm

wish granted, but then u turn into an ant and get squashed

i wish that nobody will post after me

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Mon May 19, 2008 2:37 pm

Wish granted, but you stop the thread :cry:

I wish I was fat.

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Mon May 19, 2008 2:38 pm

granted, but then u get hospitalized and become anorexic

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Mon May 19, 2008 2:39 pm

Wish granted, you say nothing.

I wish for a wish.

rhoges6 · Post by **rhoges6** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:21 pm

Wish granted, but then you realize that you wasted a wish on something you already had.

I wish I could sing.

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