WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[diddle]

Although I must admit I've always had a secret passion for morse code..

[diddle]

Ah, mobile phone, now thats a commonly used alternative.

My number for friends is 07235864389

Paedophiles can contact me on this number though 07894536677

Don't ring the numbers, if you really really want my real mobile number pm me, I just made those ones up.

[diddle]

Thats stupid, I selected small, yet the extra passage is clearly visible.... stupid forum...

[diddle]

Anyway, where was I, oh yes. Contacting me.

Origami. I have a connnection with paper. Its very rare, but when people write things on paper, I can tend to read whats written. It actually has nothing to do with Origami really, but that word popped into my head and I thought I could elaborate on it.

[diddle]

Well, this sucks. I'm making a nice post streak, and getting nothing for it. I think I'm gonna cry.....

[diddle]

Quite amusing though. I could of fit all of the above posts into about 2 or 3, but come on, wheres the fun in that.

[diddle]

And anyway, I want to go out with a bang, a nice long post streak to be rememebred by.

[diddle]

And anyway (didn't I just say that?), i haven't reached page 3095 yet, and to spend all this time posting without achieving anything is despicable.

[diddle]

Woops, spoke too soon.

[diddle]

Or did I speak too late?

Bah, nevermind, I can't be bothered to get my head around that.

[diddle]

See, that last post could of been two posts, but I managed to contain myself and keep it as one.

[diddle]

I wonder who will break my combo, and what they will say upon breaking it.

[diddle]

I mean, will they even realise that they're breaking a giant post combo, and with that, one boys dreams, when they post?

[diddle]

Although, this is only really a half achievement. I mean, its not as if this is the most active thread at the moment in the forum.

[diddle]

Grah, stop it Matt *slaps self*. Surely by now you know not to piss on your own fire?!?

[diddle]

21 posts in a row so far. (Not including this one.) If each one of my posts was a life on a little boys/girls life, they'd be over the legal drinking age. Now isn't that nice.

[hecter]

I love you diddle.

[diddle]

Hmm, I was going to write somehting of importance, but cannot remember what. I'm sure all will be revealed in my next post though....

[diddle]

*Passes out*

[diddle]

Well, the dream is over. But for those of you who were eargely waiting to find out what I had forgotten to say.....

Ha, blame hecter, you shall never know.

[diddle]

Oh, so thats it, you pop in, make a homosexual announcement and leave? The cheek of it.....

[mr. incrediball]

bored, are we, diddle?

[diddle]

Shut it cook.

[mr. incrediball]

fine. don't expect a decent meal next time you have lunch online.

[diddle]

fine. don't expect a decent meal next time you have lunch online.

I can cook for myself thankyou very much. I'll have you know, I was a Head Chef back in the day.