king of the hill

[StormUK]

Kicks the lifeless robot body down the hill into a nearby lake where it rusts away...strokes the lion guard and offers the bodies of other invaders as it's food...

OUR HILL

[animorpherv1]

I guard the hill

STILL OUR HILL

[cmckinney]

I beat the crap out of Morph with the help of everyone else who has black listed morph from all mafia games. MY HILL

[animorpherv1]

I bite you all in the behind

OUR HILL

[borox0]

Rust is the new black. I come up and own you.

My Hill.

[animorpherv1]

You rust over, sticking to where you are, and oil is no more

MY HILL

[gdeangel]

The Neighborhood Association fines the owner for having a giant rust covered robot on the front lawn - not up to community standards, you know! After paying the fine, there is no money left for food. You starve. Hill is once again abandoned.

[animorpherv1]

I eat you, and the next poster as well, giving lots of food

MY HILL

[gdeangel]

But the next poster is also me. Having been caught in a paradox created by your own presence on the hill, you vanish in a poof of logic. Hill empty once more.

[borox0]

I appear in a poof a logic and stab you.

My Hill

[gdeangel]

But I was nowhere near the hill... so while you were away stabbing me (I recoverred with a few stitches and lots of fluids... thank you everyone for the flowers and cards), the hill was taken by...

[militant]

I use a chainsaw to detach your head.

My Hill.

[borox0]

That was unecessary, he was giving it to you. But like in all chainsaw movies the killer gets killed by the extremely handsome one.

My Hill

[PyroKid55]

but then gets sliced-and-diced in the sequel

MY HILL!

[militant]

I dont care if he was goving it to me, I will cut of his head whenever I please

I tie a bowling ball to you, and throw you out of a helicoptor above the sea.

My Hill.

[animorpherv1]

You accidentally tied it to yourself, I go up and take the hill

MY HILL

[militant]

I detach the bowling ball, an come and re take the hill.

My Hill.

[animorpherv1]

the bowling ball is unattachable, and glued to a ship, so you stay there, and when you lose your grip on the ship, you drown in the water, I stay at the hill.


MY HILL

[sharrakor]

when falling into the water, militant upsets a massive shark that jumps up and eats everyone on board except me.

My hill!

[animorpherv1]

sharks love bowling balls

MY HILL

[borox0]

I use the force to choke you

My Hill

[animorpherv1]

I become Darth Vader and use the force to choke YOU.

MY HILL

[borox0]

Harry Potter comes up and kills Darth Vader.

My Hill

[animorpherv1]

Harry Potter gets expelled from the hill, I come back to life as a clown, and totrtue the rest of you.

MY HILL

[PyroKid55]

I come up with the all-hailing, Master Chief and he incinerates the clown but lets me, a marine, take the hill for a Pelican picks him up to save Cortana

MY HILL! (or until Master Chief gets back)