500 things you can't do with semen
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500 things you can't do with semen
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RustyMonkey
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
There is nothing you can't do with semen.
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Alex Youngren
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
wrong u cant use it as a life raftRustyMonkey wrote:There is nothing you can't do with semen.
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Interfacer PH
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
GET A DUDE PREGNANT
Define Irony...
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Alex Youngren
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
ya seriously tho....mods close this topic
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RustyMonkey
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
wrong u cant use it as a life raft
Check Post #12 in the other topic this one is copying.
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dustn64
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
You can't use it to get the mods.
Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
You get my stamp of approval. More spam!
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lord voldemort
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
Alex Youngren wrote:ya seriously tho....mods close this topic
havent hit puberty yet??
you cant use it as contraception
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spurgistan
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
lord voldemort wrote:Alex Youngren wrote:ya seriously tho....mods close this topic
havent hit puberty yet??
you cant use it as contraception
I beg to differ. Now, it's not the most effective contraceptive on the market, but I've tried it in a pinch. Can't beat the price, and if you need a condom, you probably can get plenty of the stuff.
Mr_Adams wrote:You, sir, are an idiot.
Timminz wrote:By that logic, you eat babies.
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lord voldemort
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
spurgistan wrote:lord voldemort wrote:Alex Youngren wrote:ya seriously tho....mods close this topic
havent hit puberty yet??
you cant use it as contraception
I beg to differ. Now, it's not the most effective contraceptive on the market, but I've tried it in a pinch. Can't beat the price, and if you need a condom, you probably can get plenty of the stuff.
let me rephrase...its not an effective contraception
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jonesthecurl
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
Casanova had a cunning ploy: he made, so he said, a foolproof abortifacient. All a girl had to do to get rid of an unwanted baby was to apply it in the appropriate place. It just needed one more ingredient ... his fresh sperm.
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spurgistan
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Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
jonesthecurl wrote:Casanova had a cunning ploy: he made, so he said, a foolproof abortifacient. All a girl had to do to get rid of an unwanted baby was to apply it in the appropriate place. It just needed one more ingredient ... his fresh sperm.
That's my boi.
Mr_Adams wrote:You, sir, are an idiot.
Timminz wrote:By that logic, you eat babies.
Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
Fuel a boat.
Re: 500 things you can't do with semen
2dimes wrote:Fuel a boat.
Put that under "can", I do that all the time.