500 things you can do with semen!

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RustyMonkey
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500 things you can do with semen!

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YOU CAN USE IT TO PAINT YOUR HOUSE!
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SnakeySnakey
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USE IT TO CLEAN YOUR FLOORS!
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RustyMonkey
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THROW IT AT A RANDOM TODDLER
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SnakeySnakey
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OR SERVE IT TO KIDS WHO ASK FOR MOOORREE!
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Alex Youngren
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If ur ring is stuck to ur finger u could use it as lube
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Interfacer PH
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NO NEED TO LICK STAMPS ANYMORE
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RustyMonkey
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

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HELP YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER GLUE THEIR ART PROJECT TOGETHER!
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YOU CAN USE IT TO GLUE THE CAPS BUTTON DOWN IN PLACE!
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Interfacer PH
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TEACH THAT DIRTY BITCH A LESSON
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SnakeySnakey
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OR FOR HALLOWEEN, JUST STICK IT ON YOUR FACE!
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El Capitan X
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STICK IT IN RUSTYMONKEYS MOUTH AND HOPE HE SHUTS THE FUCK UP.
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RustyMonkey
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USE IT AS A LIFE RAFT
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Interfacer PH
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PUT IT IN ECX's BUTT
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El Capitan X
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HOW DOES IT TASTE?
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RustyMonkey
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PART OF A WELL BALANCED NUTRITIONAL BREAKFAST
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El Capitan X
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INTERFACER HAS AN ODD OBSESSION WITH ME.
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SnakeySnakey
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

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MMM, AHHH, DELICIOUS! THATS WHAT SEMEN MAKES!
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Interfacer PH
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LIKE ASS-PARAGUS
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RustyMonkey
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START NUCLEAR WAR
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PAttern-breaker
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Alex Youngren
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

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Interfacer PH wrote:LIKE ASS-PARAGUS


dude ur stupid
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SnakeySnakey
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

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GET A DUDE PREGNANT
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Interfacer PH
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El Capitan X wrote:INTERFACER HAS AN ODD OBSESSION WITH ME.


AND SEMEN
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RustyMonkey
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Re: 500 things you can do with semen!

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New postby dustn64 on Wed May 07, 2008 3:39 am
PAttern-breaker


xfd dustn64 sucks shit

anyway

YOU CAN USE IT TO GET THE MODS
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Interfacer PH
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Alex Youngren wrote:
Interfacer PH wrote:LIKE ASS-PARAGUS


dude ur stupid


I COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE, I USE SEMEN FOR INTELLIGENCE
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