I remember I was cleaning the office late one evening. I was dusting the shelves and cleaning all the keyboards in the cubicles. I was getting all the paperwork ready for the next day. Then I was vacuuming the floors.
All that vacuuming kind of stirred up my
Man Gravy Factory, so I was starting to feel a little horny.
My next project was to clean the office refrigerator. I got a bucket with warm water and disinfectant. I opened up the fridge and started wiping everything down, then I saw it...amazingly beautiful! So awesome, I could barely contain myself!
She was the most perfect Tuna Fish Sandwich that I have ever seen in my life!
I started playing with my nipples and rubbing my nutsack.
I laid that sandwich wide open and I jerked off right there in the office!
I blew my hot steamy man juices all over that Tuna Fish Sandwich. I mixed it in pretty good, put the sandwich back together, zipped it up into its little plastic zip lock baggy, and placed it back in the refrigerator again.
"Hmmm?" I was wondering quite curiously "I wonder whose sandwich that was. Well, a little extra added protein won't hurt them."
So I closed the office and went home for the evening.
I was so curious about whose Tuna Fish Sandwich that was in the fridge (and if they were going to eat it tomorrow at lunch), that I could barely go to sleep.
When I got to work I quickly looked in the fridge. Good! The sandwich was still there.
I went to my cubicle and started typing away. Then morning break came...
I watched carefully, but nobody took the sandwich.
I thought maybe nobody was going to eat the sandwich with my extra added flavor enhancer. It probably was a sandwich that someone forgot about or didn't want. Then...lunch came!
I watched the fridge out of the corner of my eye, and our head secretary opened the fridge door!
She looked like this (except with more office like attire, but showing lots of cleavage!):
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I watched in excitement as she grabbed the plastic baggy with the sandwich!
I watched her eat it slowly, wiping the corner of her mouth with a napkin, and then chomping in for another bite. My little nano army was being ingested by the company's hottest woman! I couldn't believe it!
I immediately went to the bathroom to wank off!
What a beautiful day that was...
Are we up to 500 yet?
