Dead baby jokes.

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Sun May 11, 2008 11:21 pm

Whats the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?

You don't f*ck a pizza before you eat it.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sun May 11, 2008 11:53 pm

What's better than 5 dead babies in a trash can?

1 dead baby in 13 trash cans.

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:03 am

What's orange and pink and sits at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with slashed floaties.

What's orange and pink and sits at the top of a pool?

Floaties with a slashed baby.

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Mon May 12, 2008 1:21 am

borox0 wrote:What's orange and pink and sits at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with slashed floaties.

What's orange and pink and sits at the top of a pool?

Floaties with a slashed baby.

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE THE AWESOME FACE AS A AVATAR

Are you a goon too?

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Mon May 12, 2008 1:37 am

What's the difference between Norse and a dead baby? One is fucking hilarious and the other is Norse.

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Mon May 12, 2008 1:49 am

tubaman wrote:What's the difference between Norse and a dead baby? One is fucking hilarious and the other is Norse.

Leave Norse out of it, he's a hero.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:00 am

What's the difference between a disgruntled baby and tubaman.

Sorry, trick question.

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:29 am

What's Small and red, and cannot turn around in a corridor?

A Baby With a Javelin through its head.

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:48 pm

AndrewLC wrote:
tubaman wrote:What's the difference between Norse and a dead baby? One is fucking hilarious and the other is Norse.

Leave Norse out of it, he's a hero.

Nickbaldwin wrote:What's the difference between a disgruntled baby and tubaman.

Sorry, trick question.

Ha chill out guys I know Norse is awesome. I meant no disrespect.

xerro · Post by **xerro** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:25 am

whats the difference vetween a dead baby and a fork?

you can't microwave a fork

xerro · Post by **xerro** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:26 am

whats the difference between a dead baby and a teddy bear?

at night, i dont sleep with a teddy bear

xerro · Post by **xerro** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:27 am

whats the grossest thing in the world?

a trash can filled with dead babies...... and whats grosser than that?

one living baby at the bottom eating his way out

xerro · Post by **xerro** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:28 am

why'd the dead baby cross the road?

he was nailed to the chicken.......

why'd the living baby cross the road?

he was nailed to the dead baby...

xerro · Post by **xerro** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:29 am

whats worse?

ten babies nailed to one tree?
or
one baby nailed to ten trees?

xerro · Post by **xerro** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:30 am

whats the diffence between a dead baby and a table?

you cant have sex with a table

xerro · Post by **xerro** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:31 am

whats the diffence between a dead baby and a tampon?

i dont use tampons......

xerro · Post by **xerro** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:34 am

whats the diffence between a dead baby and the chuck hater ( AndrewLC )?

andrewLC's balls havnt dropped yet....

stfu about chuck [-X

........ he's the best

hey, heres a chuck joke...

whats the last thing going through the mind of chuck norris's victims???

his foot......

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue May 13, 2008 9:18 am

xerro wrote:whats the diffence between a dead baby and a table?

you cant have sex with a table

Someone has already proven you wrong on that point. http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=79205

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:00 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
xerro wrote:whats the diffence between a dead baby and a table?

you cant have sex with a table

Someone has already proven you wrong on that point. http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=79205

Lol, I look at that guy and I think "Table fucker!"

LEROY JENKINS · Post by **LEROY JENKINS** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:39 pm

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them!

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