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DaGip
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by DaGip » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:42 pm
I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!
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Army of GOD wrote: This thread is now about my large penis
2dimes
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by 2dimes » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:43 pm
Of course not. I have people for that.
Jamie
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by Jamie » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:09 am
yeah, Kayla makes me. I'm so whipped
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Knight of Orient
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by Knight of Orient » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:12 am
Never Have. Never Will. That Would Be Just Wrong.
you are entitled to your opinion... that doesnt mean its right
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by Jamie » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:15 am
Knight of Orient wrote: Never Have. Never Will. That Would Be Just Wrong.
obviously NOT married,
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Frigidus
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by Frigidus » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:17 am
Honestly, yah. I prefer to have my crotch not itchy you see.
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by bedub1 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:56 am
only the left side
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by MeDeFe » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:20 am
DaGip wrote: I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!
Pictures!
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by Dancing Mustard » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:58 am
DaGip wrote: I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!
I don't know whether this is a testament to the verdance of your pubic hair, or a damning indictment of the size of your wang.
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Iliad
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by Iliad » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:59 am
Dancing Mustard wrote: DaGip wrote: I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!
I don't know whether this is a testament to the verdance of your pubic hair, or a damning indictment of the size of your wang.
Perhaps both?
heavycola
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by heavycola » Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:23 am
DaGip wrote: I shave mine about once a month...otherwise it would look like a vagina down there!
Is your tackle often mistaken for a clitoris?
Nickbaldwin
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by Nickbaldwin » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:27 pm
I DO!
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD. LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD. LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD. LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
jonesthecurl
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by jonesthecurl » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:29 pm
Nickbaldwin wrote: I DO!
Assuming it'd also look like a vagina down there if you didn't, then shaving 'em surely invalidates your sig?
Nickbaldwin
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by Nickbaldwin » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:30 pm
Good point, and well made.... hmmmmm. Don't make me think, I'm far too lazy to think!
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD. LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD. LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD. LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
sam_levi_11
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by sam_levi_11 » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:28 am
of course i do....otherwise it looks....horrible....i h8 non shaven people....it looks minging down there
Juan_Bottom
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by Juan_Bottom » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:13 pm
Shouldn't this be a poll?
DaGip
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by DaGip » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:32 pm
Juan_Bottom wrote: Shouldn't this be a poll?
Oh yeah...hold on!
Army of GOD wrote: This thread is now about my large penis
Timminz
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by Timminz » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:37 pm
Juan_Bottom wrote: Shouldn't this be a pole?
No. We're talking 'bout the nuggets, not the trunk.
DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:13 pm
It itches to hell
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Juan_Bottom
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by Juan_Bottom » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:16 pm
Thank You DAGIP, I was gonna go with the lawn mower one, but I wasn't sure if you ment rider or not.
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by jonesthecurl » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:15 am
DirtyDishSoap wrote: It itches to hell
Yeah. I mean I've never done this, but from time to time I grow a beard. Afet four or five days, the itching nearly drives me insane.
he same sensation lower down would literally "drive me nuts".
Juan_Bottom
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by Juan_Bottom » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:04 am
jonesthecurl wrote: DirtyDishSoap wrote: It itches to hell
Yeah. I mean I've never done this, but from time to time I grow a beard. Afet four or five days, the itching nearly drives me insane.
he same sensation lower down would literally "drive me nuts".
I have a steering weel.......
And the itching goes away forever,...... But it takes awhile.