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Post by reverend_kyle »

Sir Gordalot wrote:someone said
im glad schools arent like htat. Having sex on a pull out bed behind the desk for a lesson.

I THINK IT WOULD BE HOT.... *suddenly shudders after memories of his 60 year old sex ed teacher*


Now think of those teachers that DO have sex with their students.. they are hottttt....
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Post by Telvannia »

reverend_kyle wrote:
Sir Gordalot wrote:someone said
im glad schools arent like htat. Having sex on a pull out bed behind the desk for a lesson.

I THINK IT WOULD BE HOT.... *suddenly shudders after memories of his 60 year old sex ed teacher*


Now think of those teachers that DO have sex with their students.. they are hottttt....


think about some of the students they are hotter than the teachers
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Telvannia wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Sir Gordalot wrote:someone said
im glad schools arent like htat. Having sex on a pull out bed behind the desk for a lesson.

I THINK IT WOULD BE HOT.... *suddenly shudders after memories of his 60 year old sex ed teacher*


Now think of those teachers that DO have sex with their students.. they are hottttt....


think about some of the students they are hotter than the teachers


yeah, but being a student they are your peers its not as cool as bangin the teacher..
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Post by Telvannia »

reverend_kyle wrote:
Telvannia wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Sir Gordalot wrote:someone said
im glad schools arent like htat. Having sex on a pull out bed behind the desk for a lesson.

I THINK IT WOULD BE HOT.... *suddenly shudders after memories of his 60 year old sex ed teacher*


Now think of those teachers that DO have sex with their students.. they are hottttt....


think about some of the students they are hotter than the teachers


yeah, but being a student they are your peers its not as cool as bangin the teacher..


but personally i can think of more student i like than teachers
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Post by Phate »

grim is totally right :wink:
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no i can say there are no teachers i would like to bang.
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i feel like burning a witch right now

any witch here today??
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im a witch.. i weight more than a duck!!!
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you are going down

errr....
....well i dont know how to put this....
....well....

....would you mind awfully burning yourself im quite busy building a big rabbit right now?
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Post by HighBorn »

why not at all here i shall drowse my self in oil!!
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how about tar and feathers to. ill get a carrot and hollow it out so u can have a beek.
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a beak hes a witch!!!
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you dont get male witchs tut tut

well apart from you
you seem to be the execption
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Post by sportsdd2 »

besides there are no such things a male witches but warlocks. ANd back then a warlock was a witchdoctor. thus not being of the buring type.

ANd it helps to be known ...... thus having ppl know that ur not a witch :D
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can we drown you then if you are a warlock and not in to the whole burning thing
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yes throw him in the river if he floats hes a warlock.... if he drowns weel such is the pity we were wrong
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well if he survives he will have to walk on burning coals while holding a red hot piece of metal in each hand

that is the diffinitive proof
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nah im the son of jesus so u dont need to do that :D
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well then we will crucify you

on a small cross though cause you are not as important as jesus
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not meeeeeee
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want a bet mate you are going down

i will find you and


BURN YOU!!
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i feel so betrayed
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Post by Telvannia »

i felt like bringing this back from the dead because the topic about graham chapman has turned up i thought this at last had some relivence
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Post by DAZMCFC »

:twisted: i voted life of brian because it`s better than the holy grail by far "f*ck off big nose" how could you put that in another line in a film and the stoning " are there any wimmen here" some in a high pitched voice and getting lower "no no no" and the peoples front of judea not the popular peolple front. at the end when the gaurds say i want to release brian and the man says i`m brian and so`s my wife. life a peice of shit when you look at it so always look on the bright side of life. =D> :lol: :twisted:
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Post by steve monkey »

i had to vote for life of brian, it's an absolute classic.

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! :D
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