THE BEST OF THE LION

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:05 pm

He got too curious that one day...

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:07 pm

Some-ones got to give the Mods grief in the Lions Wake, So I guess in the short term we shall have to spread it around on a part time basis, until we figure out who is the most dis-gruntled kiddo with his fingers perma-glued unto the keyboard.
Rock-N-Roll!!!

Any Bets on who is next to go??

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:09 pm

wicked wrote:He got too curious that one day...

The Lion... *cricket* *cricket* nope, nothing.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:11 pm

chaosfactor wrote:Any Bets on who is next to go??

Your bud DM. He's closest.

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:13 pm

My Bud???

Dancing Mustard??

He who Didn't have the balls to met me face to face and collect his free ticket backstage to see the Foo-fighters in London just gone...

A lot of other people would have jumped at the chance,

Leads me to belive he is not all as hacked up there, as he thinks he is!

Hey You! Animorpherv1! The cricket impressonist! The one who just told us his sum IQ after he went 'Twerp Twit'! Yep You, why don't you take a wander over to the Flame Forum and make your 21st Post. Anywhere, Anywhere at all.......

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:52 pm

*wonders if he should get permabanned so that he has his own thread*
:-k

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:52 am

wicked wrote:Ya know, we can use "the_lion" interchangeably with "whump". WIll he be the next to go..... ??

who is this Whump? :roll:

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:25 am

chaosfactor wrote:Dancing Mustard??

He who Didn't have the balls to met me face to face and collect his free ticket backstage to see the Foo-fighters in London just gone...

I fail to see how asking you for a date and time is not having the balls to face you...

Also, given that this thread was about a nobody, it must logically have been about nothing, therefore any subject is fair-game, and this isn't threadjacking.

Yours sincerely,
The man closest to the ban.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:15 am

Twilldo: blanding up the forums, one personality at a time™

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:35 pm

Personally I thought His Cocky Cockulon Catastrophe Chaos was his best quote!

albertq · Post by **albertq** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:38 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
wicked wrote:.
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THE END!

i don't know whether it's sadder to write that and think it's funny, or read it and think it's funny.

unless chuckles is hoping that by rubbing his breathing aparatus up against wicked's backside he might get mod status. keep on walking bub, you're creating a scene

albertq · Post by **albertq** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:39 pm

my favourite was lion's outrage during our discussion of the name 'white-pride'

he casually displayed all his mental inadequecies for our entertainment, and we loved him for it

TheProwler · Post by **TheProwler** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:07 pm

chaosfactor wrote:Personally I thought His Cocky Cockulon Catastrophe Chaos was his best quote!

I loved the whole Cockulon bit...it made me laugh out loud when I read it...it was a scathing insult to DM that the Pleasant Chaps will never forget. I think that was one of several threads that knocked DM down several notches in most people's eyes.

I think the root cause that got the_lion banned was that he called wicked a big fat cow. He would make remarks about what a tub of shit she is and how she can't stand up and walk away from the computer without the help of several strong men or a crane. He'd mention her rotten smelling pussy and how she can't even clean her smelly cunt because her fat fuckin' arms won't bend that far. wicked tried to act like it didn't bother her, but once again, the_lion hit a nerve and he painted a target on his back. wicked had nothing in response, other than to make threats about towing the line. That's right, you fuckin' cow, towing the line. Jump all over that, fatty.

If it wasn't one gang of geeks the_lion was fighting, it was another. From The Pleasant Chaps to The Mod Squad, the_lion wasn't afraid to hold his own when severely outnumbered. And in the end, he usually won the battle.

In the end, it took a coordinated effort by The Pleasant Chaps and The Mod Squad to take the_lion down. Mix one part whiney bitch PC with two parts chickenshit, but authoritative mods, and you get a banned user that none of them could handle alone.

Who won the war? It ain't over, you fuckin' tools. Better ration your chow; this could be a long one.

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:11 pm

albertq wrote:my favourite was lion's outrage during our discussion of the name 'white-pride'

he casually displayed all his mental inadequecies for our entertainment, and we loved him for it

He wasn't so flippant when he recorded you having gay doggy sex between Prowlers tail and hind legs was he? I remember him remarking that a cock as small as yours was worth the videotape expense, because we were laughing so much watching you work out, if indeed you could get it to fit in a hole, and then, which bloody hole would you put it in?

Your Cock size added to your IQ size amounted to many a porn extra video in the dessert didn't it? Lets face it, we all like to see dwarves fucking cinderella every now and then don't we?
We like small stubborn try-hards over here in CC world, because all of us were once upon a time a 3rd level MU/Fighter Dwarf Poo Thief, Trying to cast down mirror image spells on our semi redundant cock in a lame attempt to make it look bigger in the world.
If you tried casting a Cure Serious Wounds upon your Dog Knackered Cock, it would have rebelled and turned into a mosquito, if you tried magic missile and aimed it towards the nearest Fanny Silo, it would have Magically ended up in your Mouth. I would go on but I have run out of spells...

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:24 pm

wicked wrote:.
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I found it very funny that there was lots of evidence supplied by fireside-poet indicating Wicked was using The_Lion as a Multi.
Although this has not been totally confirmed, it has shed light upon her attention craving and ego rants aimed at poor medal-less bystanders.
Such was her craving for attention, she/It/He invented another being, a sub-dominant being that would always eventually lose, ie (The_Lion). Wicked started using pictures of Hippo's to cover her backside, to make her look smaller, She started building a whole world of Multi's around her being to enhance her-over-wise in-perfect self!!
We haven't yet discovered how many multi's wicked has created to enhance her major Multi, we only know that Norse (Our MI6 agent), was shot down in flames as he came close to uncovering the truth

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:28 pm

no more flaming outside of flame wars guys.

albertq · Post by **albertq** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:46 am

chaosfactor wrote:
albertq wrote:my favourite was lion's outrage during our discussion of the name 'white-pride'

he casually displayed all his mental inadequecies for our entertainment, and we loved him for it

He wasn't so flippant when he recorded you having gay doggy sex between Prowlers tail and hind legs was he? I remember him remarking that a cock as small as yours was worth the videotape expense, because we were laughing so much watching you work out, if indeed you could get it to fit in a hole, and then, which bloody hole would you put it in?

Your Cock size added to your IQ size amounted to many a porn extra video in the dessert didn't it? Lets face it, we all like to see dwarves fucking cinderella every now and then don't we?
We like small stubborn try-hards over here in CC world, because all of us were once upon a time a 3rd level MU/Fighter Dwarf Poo Thief, Trying to cast down mirror image spells on our semi redundant cock in a lame attempt to make it look bigger in the world.
If you tried casting a Cure Serious Wounds upon your Dog Knackered Cock, it would have rebelled and turned into a mosquito, if you tried magic missile and aimed it towards the nearest Fanny Silo, it would have Magically ended up in your Mouth. I would go on but I have run out of spells...

if you're talking about people with small hands, then yes, 6 year olds are great

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:55 pm

So, I heard Prowler got banned.
True?

albertq · Post by **albertq** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:21 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:So, I heard Prowler got banned.
True?

is the rule 'people who flame in flame wars get banned cos the mods can't handle it'?

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:29 pm

Nope. It's people who can't keep it to flame wars that get banned, as was the case for both these kids.

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:24 pm

wicked wrote:Nope. It's people who can't keep it to flame wars that get banned, as was the case for both these kids.

Or if you fancy a rant and spell out a few truths, you wind up like me, Norse and the lion, shut down, gone has the days of debate people, gone, like tears in the rain....

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:26 pm

Hic!! Smoked a few and drank a few with The-Prowler, or "Woof" Rather!

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:32 pm

chaosfactor wrote:Personally I thought His Cocky Cockulon Catastrophe Chaos was his best quote!

Yup. I think his main problem was that he posted too much. Flaming is best preserved for occasions where you can unleash all your venom into a few posts. Quantity is far less important than quality.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:36 pm

TheProwler wrote: That's right, you fuckin' cow, towing the line.

Anyone else think prowler is a retard?

chaosfactor · Post by **chaosfactor** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:38 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
TheProwler wrote: That's right, you fuckin' cow, towing the line.

Anyone else think prowler is a retard?

Get a cheap shot in Snorri, If your gonna get a cheap shot, spread your bets a bit, if your gonna get a real cheap shot at Prowler, While he cannot fight back, do it proper mate.
Go on, you will win loads of respect medals in Chatterbox

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