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So it turns out I have a 15yr old daughter

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When I was 11, I had a 16 year old baby sitter who taught me to copy and paste stories about my future "daughter" and her escapades with my wiener. And then I posted those stories to a forum whose forum guidelines said I should be posting such stuff...especially when people are going to find out it was a lie.

oops.

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I smell a Jerry Springer episode
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So, that make this girl 11 years younger than you. She still lives at home with mom, so either this is an adult girl living at home with mom or you are a pedophile. Oh wait, she is 15 so that makes you 26. Yup, pedo.

Not buying the story. ;)
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Congratulations, you're a 26-27 year old who just raped some hot 15 year old poon.
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Copy and pasted, obviously, but,

That girl is jailbait in more then one way.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Copy and pasted, obviously, but,

That girl is jailbait in more then one way.


Hee Hee I love that you guys are so gullible :lol:
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Copy and pasted, obviously, but,

That girl is jailbait in more then one way.

Oh yes, she is.
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aaaaaaaaaaand I'm spent.
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I can't believe she didn't swallow. Are you sure she's your daughter?
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Sorry, but when I fucked your babysitter and her daughter, they both swallowed.
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I just got off the phone with her Mom, and she confirmed that she was my daughter, still not sure what to tell her =/
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Almost as beleiveable as the story were you punched a cop.
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SnakeySnakey wrote:I just got off the phone with her Mom, and she confirmed that she was my daughter, still not sure what to tell her =/


Well given she is family you might ask for your money back or at least a future discount.
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SnakeySnakey wrote:I just got off the phone with her Mom, and she confirmed that she was my daughter, still not sure what to tell her =/


Ask her who her daddy is.
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william18 wrote:Almost as beleiveable as the story were you punched a cop.


Man this guy gets into a lot of crap :lol:
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Neoteny wrote:
SnakeySnakey wrote:I just got off the phone with her Mom, and she confirmed that she was my daughter, still not sure what to tell her =/

Ask her who her daddy is.

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i think you should sit her down and have a long and meaningful talk with her.



then call her a right fooking slapper for giving a blow job to a bloke who is 26/27 and not even swallowing.



i find it strange that you bothered to clean it up, wasn't your house.
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still dont buy the story...if it is true, then im sorry for you...don't know how you could live the rest of your life knowing your fuckin daughter blew you
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As much as I love your stories you should at least make sure that they don't contradict each other.

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GabonX wrote:As much as I love your stories you should at least make sure that they don't contradict each other.

viewtopic.php?t=43796

Oh come on, it's art! It doesn't have to be coherent.
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Neoteny wrote:
SnakeySnakey wrote:I just got off the phone with her Mom, and she confirmed that she was my daughter, still not sure what to tell her =/

Ask her who her daddy is.
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I'm just trying to provide some constructive criticism!
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GabonX wrote:I'm just trying to provide some constructive criticism!

Criticism is fine, but... Well, you don't treat The Tempest and Richard II as parts of one story either, so why do it with this thread and the one you linked to?
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Because half of what makes it funny is that people think it may be true. Whoever reads this thread won't anymore.
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GabonX wrote:Because half of what makes it funny is that people think it may be true. Whoever reads this thread won't anymore.



i believe very little i read in these forums, but it does not stop me having a laugh and petending to believe. go along with it, have some fun.
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