Fircoal wrote: Edit: *looks at Exiles post* Plunger? I thought he was talking about that thing with bristels to clean the toilet. I'm clearly a moron. >_<
Well, I see Exile's played that game before. Apparently Fircoal you aren't as ticklish if you played with the bristely scrub brush...
My ever constant two last games seem to have no end in sight!
A man, a dog and a sheep drift on to a desert island after being involved in a shipwreck.
This island has everything the man wants; fresh water, fruit, etc. But in a couple of week the man starts wanting a shag, so he looks at this dog and thinks to himself "No way". He looks at this sheep and thinks "Ok then." So he walks up to this sheep, takes his pants down, but the dog runs up and starts barking and the sheep runs away.
The next day he's up a tree looking around and sees the sheep but no dog. So man climbs down from the tree, goes up to this sheep, takes his pants down, gets it out. But the dog runs up and starts barking again and the sheep runs away.
So the next day he is up a tree again. Sees another ship wreck and there is this absolutly geogous woman floating amid the wreckage. So he goes out and saves this gorgeous woman and brings her back to his camp.
This woman gets down on her knees and says "oh thank you! To repay you I will do anything you ask of me, anything!"
So the man thinks for a moment and says "Well, could you take this dog for a walk please... because I really want to shag this sheep".
My ever constant two last games seem to have no end in sight!
An American, an Italian and a Chinese man get shipwrecked on an island. Naturally, the American takes charge. He says "Italian man, go find food. I'll make us a shelter. Chinese man, go get some supplies." The day wears on, and by the end, a great shelter is built, and food is roasting over a fire. The American and Italian notice that the Chinese isn't iwth them, so they go out looking for him. They see a rustle in the bushes as they walk by, and when they look into the bush, the Chinese man jumps out and yells "SUPPLIES!!!"
jnd94 wrote:An American, an Italian and a Chinese man get shipwrecked on an island. Naturally, the American takes charge. He says "Italian man, go find food. I'll make us a shelter. Chinese man, go get some supplies." The day wears on, and by the end, a great shelter is built, and food is roasting over a fire. The American and Italian notice that the Chinese isn't iwth them, so they go out looking for him. They see a rustle in the bushes as they walk by, and when they look into the bush, the Chinese man jumps out and yells "SUPPLIES!!!"
jnd94 wrote:An American, an Italian and a Chinese man get shipwrecked on an island. Naturally, the American takes charge. He says "Italian man, go find food. I'll make us a shelter. Chinese man, go get some supplies." The day wears on, and by the end, a great shelter is built, and food is roasting over a fire. The American and Italian notice that the Chinese isn't iwth them, so they go out looking for him. They see a rustle in the bushes as they walk by, and when they look into the bush, the Chinese man jumps out and yells "SUPPLIES!!!"
IM CHINESE YOU IDIOT.
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES... CAUSE I SURE AS HELL WON'T!
Just remembered this running joke from replyting to another thread.
I love to go to exotic places for vacations. A few years ago I took a cruise to the Canary Islands I was so disapointed ... There was not a single canary on the island. Who knew?
So anyway the next year I decided to go to the Virgin Islands Again I was really dissapointed
There was not a single canary on those islands either. Who knew?
Gosh, no new material in over a week. Here's one I saw the other day, which you can take any way you like on Mr. Bush:
President Bush stops by a local bar one night, having slipped away from his entourage, and seats himself at a stool in the corner and starts up some conversation with the barman. A bit later, a guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?' The bartender says, 'Yep , that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'
Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Bush turns to the bartender and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims'.
Not very funny, but still humorous... A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich and a beer. He eats the sandwich and drinks the beer, and then pulls out a gun and shoots everyone in the bar. As he walked out of the bar the bartender asks him, "Why did you do it?" The panda responds, "Look in the dictionary." Later when the bartender does indeed look it up, the definition reads. Panda- Eats, shoots, and leaves.
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
from this.
