Movie quote retort game

[shadowsteel9]

You have to stop and smell the roses.

The inlaws

[Sackett58]

Lady: Those are lovely dozen roses.
Me: They're for my wife's birthday
Man(built like a linebacker for the Chicago Bears): Roses die

A conversation in a crowded elevator at the Mandalay Bay Hotel

[shadowsteel9]

Only 2 things are certain in life

Death and Taxes

F.D.R.

[suggs]

"Hoover,
He was a body remover..." (RATM)

[Sackett58]

[Tessio brings in Luca Brasi's bulletproof vest, delivered with a fish inside]
Sonny: What the hell is this?
Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

The Godfather

[suggs]

"Dallow, Spicer, Pinkie, Cubbit,
Rush to danger,
Wind up nowhere..." (Now My Heart Is Full, Morrissey).

[Sackett58]

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Will Rogers

[UselessTriviaMan]

Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?

-Wyatt Earp, Tombstone

[apey]

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

[suggs]

"I hope that you choke" (Radiohead)

[Sackett58]

Put a little love in your heart

Jackie DeShannon

[mandyb]

Oh but I
Need some time off from that emotion
Time to pick my heart up off the floor

George Michael

[Sackett58]

Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love - you think this happens every day?

The Princess Bride

[mandyb]

There's beauty in the silver singing river, There's beauty in the sunrise in the sky, But none of these and nothing else can match the beauty, That I remember in my true love's eyes.

Bob Dylan

[Sackett58]

Henry Van Cleve: If you see a beautiful rose...
Bertha Van Cleve: It must come from a good bush.

Heaven Can Wait(1943)

[mandyb]

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

Eleanor Roosevelt

[Sackett58]

Agatha Clegg: [Lily has asked to partner-up with Agatha in a wagon train] You know something ? I got a hunch you're gonna draw men like fish to bait. Maybe I can catch one of them while they swim by. You got yourself a partner.

How the West Was Won (1962)

[mandyb]

I believe very strongly that when it comes to desire, when it comes to attraction, that things are never black and white, things are very much shades of grey.

Brian Molko

[Sackett58]

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

[mandyb]

tell me something I don't know.

[Sackett58]

tell me something I don't know.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

[mandyb]

Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.

Shakespeare

[Sackett58]

Robert Jordan: Are you afraid?
Maria: Not now. I love you, Roberto. Always remember. I love you as I loved my father and mother, as I love our unborn children, as I love what I love most in the world, and I love you more. Always remember.

For Whom the Bell Tolls

[suggs]

"It tolls for THEE, Bernard!" - Sir Humprhey Appleby.

[Snorri1234]

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

One of those great movies noone has seen.