We need a new conspiracy theory

[Pedronicus]

The recession we are now entering was orchestrated by the NWO to further create a divide between the richest 10 people in the world and the rest of the people on the planet. The sub Prime Mortgage debt sell ons was a device doomed to failure (obvious to anyone with half a brain cell) and was timed perfectly to coincide with peak oil for maximum recessionability.
Proof of this is found by folding a $100 dollar bill thirteen times to show the image of a big cock entering Australia (which is the areshole of the globe)

[strike wolf]

That thing the Swiss are building is actually the world's biggest and most powerful nuclear bomb. They buried it below the surface of the earth so that when it goes off all the volcanoes in Europe will simultaneously erupt, each with the power of 10 Yellowstone eruptions, thus ending life on this planet.

[jonesthecurl]

That thing the Swiss are building is actually the world's biggest and most powerful nuclear bomb. They buried it below the surface of the earth so that when it goes off all the volcanoes in Europe will simultaneously erupt, each with the power of 10 Yellowstone eruptions, thus ending life on this planet.

And in a n ironic twist, Toblerones are scale models of the device.

[Pedronicus]

I like the swiss entry. - that one is deffo going on the poll.

[Juan_Bottom]

I liked players entry myself.
Here's a ridiculous one I argued against recently.

The Pope has had sex.

[LYR]

Jaun, thats not conspiracy, thats true

[Juan_Bottom]

Jaun, thats not conspiracy, thats true

That was you???

[jonesthecurl]

Why does the pope wear trousers in the bath?


He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

[luns101]

Please watch this video and pay specific attention from 1:20 - about 1:40 of the clip.

Eye of Sauron Tower collapses.

The King Aragorn and his minions have propagated the myth that the Sauron Tower was destroyed by 2 hobbits who threw a ring into a pit of fire deep inside Mount Doom. If this was true then the tower itself would have merely exploded into a million pieces. Instead, you can tell that the tower distinctly falls and cascades to the right.

If you check out the facts at which Orcan steel melts or gets compromised and the way Sauron's Tower was built you'll understand that the Aragornian administration is not only lying to us they are insane.

Let me remind you that, just like with the "bridge of Khazad Dum" story (which also never happened), there are over a million rolls of "old toby" weed as reward if you can prove this kingdom's story about Sauron's Tower actually happened due to hobbits and such. Apparently, these 2 hobbits were rescued by a white wizard who rode on giant eagles. To date, no giant eagle has ever been recovered by either elves, dwarfs, ents, or men. Because they don't exist!

We now know that disgruntled Uruks, related to Lord Elrond as 12th cousins, were given charge of security at the Tower about a year before the Battle of Pelannor Fields. They had ample time to plant explosive devices on all floors of Sauron's Tower. You can actually see some of them going off around 1:22.

"The truth about Sauron's Tower is that we don’t know the truth about Sauron's Tower, and we should" - Retired Rohirrim cavalry commander Eomer



"I was there that day when the Tower fell. Aragorn was a good friend of mine at the time so I had no problem believing his story. But as I watched the Tower fall I noticed a sly grin on his face. This lead me on a quest for the truth and I eventually found out that Frodo and Samwise were really kickin' it back in the Shire throwin' back some pints of ale during the battle. Of course, I didn't want to come public with this for fear of being left out of the coronation ceremony later on at Minas Tirith." - Gimli, founder of Dwarves for Truth





"We knew the Uruks were upset and had contacts with men before the battle. It was common knowledge that humans had made secret contacts within Mordor. There were also traces of Keebler cookie crumbs near the tower. We all knew that elves had been around, but nobody was brave enough to speak up." - Oscar the Orc



I'm not saying I have all the answers, but the truth of the matter is that the hobbit version has no legs to stand on.

[strike wolf]

I like the swiss entry. - that one is deffo going on the poll.

YES!

[strike wolf]

Please watch this video and pay specific attention from 1:20 - about 1:40 of the clip.

Eye of Sauron Tower collapses.

The King Aragorn and his minions have propagated the myth that the Sauron Tower was destroyed by 2 hobbits who threw a ring into a pit of fire deep inside Mount Doom. If this was true then the tower itself would have merely exploded into a million pieces. Instead, you can tell that the tower distinctly falls and cascades to the right.

If you check out the facts at which Orcan steel melts or gets compromised and the way Sauron's Tower was built you'll understand that the Aragornian administration is not only lying to us they are insane.

Let me remind you that, just like with the "bridge of Khazad Dum" story (which also never happened), there are over a million rolls of "old toby" weed as reward if you can prove this kingdom's story about Sauron's Tower actually happened due to hobbits and such. Apparently, these 2 hobbits were rescued by a white wizard who rode on giant eagles. To date, no giant eagle has ever been recovered by either elves, dwarfs, ents, or men. Because they don't exist!

We now know that disgruntled Uruks, related to Lord Elrond as 12th cousins, were given charge of security at the Tower about a year before the Battle of Pelannor Fields. They had ample time to plant explosive devices on all floors of Sauron's Tower. You can actually see some of them going off around 1:22.

"The truth about Sauron's Tower is that we don’t know the truth about Sauron's Tower, and we should" - Retired Rohirrim cavalry commander Eomer



"I was there that day when the Tower fell. Aragorn was a good friend of mine at the time so I had no problem believing his story. But as I watched the Tower fall I noticed a sly grin on his face. This lead me on a quest for the truth and I eventually found out that Frodo and Samwise were really kickin' it back in the Shire throwin' back some pints of ale during the battle. Of course, I didn't want to come public with this for fear of being left out of the coronation ceremony later on at Minas Tirith." - Gimli, founder of Dwarves for Truth





"We knew the Uruks were upset and had contacts with men before the battle. It was common knowledge that humans had made secret contacts within Mordor. There were also traces of Keebler cookie crumbs near the tower. We all knew that elves had been around, but nobody was brave enough to speak up." - Oscar the Orc



I'm not saying I have all the answers, but the truth of the matter is that the hobbit version has no legs to stand on.

[jonesthecurl]

You know, there were people who objected when the "Two Towers" movie came out, claiming that it exploited 9/11.

[poptartpsycho18]

mmmmmm.....Karl Urban......

[joecoolfrog]

One of the great cover ups was that involving the son of God who was in fact one of a number of fish who got accidently consumed alongside 5 loaves of bread , this by 5000 hungry pilgrims one tuesday morning in Galilee. The remaining gigs of the sell out tour were immediately cancelled and of course he never played live again, the fish however has reinvented itself as a trendy Christian symbol.

[strike wolf]

George Bush is trying to make himself look like the worst president in history because he's secretly a democrat and believes that by acting as a republican, power in both the executive and legislative branch will shift over to the democrats for many years to come.

[protectedbygold]

Please watch this video and pay specific attention from 1:20 - about 1:40 of the clip.

Eye of Sauron Tower collapses.

The King Aragorn and his minions have propagated the myth that the Sauron Tower was destroyed by 2 hobbits who threw a ring into a pit of fire deep inside Mount Doom. If this was true then the tower itself would have merely exploded into a million pieces. Instead, you can tell that the tower distinctly falls and cascades to the right.

If you check out the facts at which Orcan steel melts or gets compromised and the way Sauron's Tower was built you'll understand that the Aragornian administration is not only lying to us they are insane.

Let me remind you that, just like with the "bridge of Khazad Dum" story (which also never happened), there are over a million rolls of "old toby" weed as reward if you can prove this kingdom's story about Sauron's Tower actually happened due to hobbits and such. Apparently, these 2 hobbits were rescued by a white wizard who rode on giant eagles. To date, no giant eagle has ever been recovered by either elves, dwarfs, ents, or men. Because they don't exist!

We now know that disgruntled Uruks, related to Lord Elrond as 12th cousins, were given charge of security at the Tower about a year before the Battle of Pelannor Fields. They had ample time to plant explosive devices on all floors of Sauron's Tower. You can actually see some of them going off around 1:22.

"The truth about Sauron's Tower is that we don’t know the truth about Sauron's Tower, and we should" - Retired Rohirrim cavalry commander Eomer



"I was there that day when the Tower fell. Aragorn was a good friend of mine at the time so I had no problem believing his story. But as I watched the Tower fall I noticed a sly grin on his face. This lead me on a quest for the truth and I eventually found out that Frodo and Samwise were really kickin' it back in the Shire throwin' back some pints of ale during the battle. Of course, I didn't want to come public with this for fear of being left out of the coronation ceremony later on at Minas Tirith." - Gimli, founder of Dwarves for Truth





"We knew the Uruks were upset and had contacts with men before the battle. It was common knowledge that humans had made secret contacts within Mordor. There were also traces of Keebler cookie crumbs near the tower. We all knew that elves had been around, but nobody was brave enough to speak up." - Oscar the Orc



I'm not saying I have all the answers, but the truth of the matter is that the hobbit version has no legs to stand on.

What the freak!! Hahaha

[Ray Rider]

Please watch this video and pay specific attention from 1:20 - about 1:40 of the clip.

Eye of Sauron Tower collapses.

The King Aragorn and his minions have propagated the myth that the Sauron Tower was destroyed by 2 hobbits who threw a ring into a pit of fire deep inside Mount Doom. If this was true then the tower itself would have merely exploded into a million pieces. Instead, you can tell that the tower distinctly falls and cascades to the right.

If you check out the facts at which Orcan steel melts or gets compromised and the way Sauron's Tower was built you'll understand that the Aragornian administration is not only lying to us they are insane.

Let me remind you that, just like with the "bridge of Khazad Dum" story (which also never happened), there are over a million rolls of "old toby" weed as reward if you can prove this kingdom's story about Sauron's Tower actually happened due to hobbits and such. Apparently, these 2 hobbits were rescued by a white wizard who rode on giant eagles. To date, no giant eagle has ever been recovered by either elves, dwarfs, ents, or men. Because they don't exist!

We now know that disgruntled Uruks, related to Lord Elrond as 12th cousins, were given charge of security at the Tower about a year before the Battle of Pelannor Fields. They had ample time to plant explosive devices on all floors of Sauron's Tower. You can actually see some of them going off around 1:22.

"The truth about Sauron's Tower is that we don’t know the truth about Sauron's Tower, and we should" - Retired Rohirrim cavalry commander Eomer



"I was there that day when the Tower fell. Aragorn was a good friend of mine at the time so I had no problem believing his story. But as I watched the Tower fall I noticed a sly grin on his face. This lead me on a quest for the truth and I eventually found out that Frodo and Samwise were really kickin' it back in the Shire throwin' back some pints of ale during the battle. Of course, I didn't want to come public with this for fear of being left out of the coronation ceremony later on at Minas Tirith." - Gimli, founder of Dwarves for Truth





"We knew the Uruks were upset and had contacts with men before the battle. It was common knowledge that humans had made secret contacts within Mordor. There were also traces of Keebler cookie crumbs near the tower. We all knew that elves had been around, but nobody was brave enough to speak up." - Oscar the Orc



I'm not saying I have all the answers, but the truth of the matter is that the hobbit version has no legs to stand on.

Sorry guys, but I don't think anything else stands a chance. Luns definitely won.