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Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
and don't forget he couldn't even have sex with mary, the holy ghost had to do thatDancing Mustard wrote:So according to your logic God is neither male or female? And according to the Bible, God loves us all.
This leaves us with two possibilities:
God is both sexes simultaneously = Then God is gay, as he is a man who loves men
God is neither sex, which makes him pretty much inhuman = God is into weird interspecies stuff
A lot of Bible scholars feel that it is a distortion to call either God or Adam male, that this was a later addition and that Adam was neither male nor female or was both, and that God is neither or both.DaGip wrote:To say that God would or could be a homosexual is assuming that one believes that God can be a man or a woman.
Now, Christians believe that Jesus (a man) was God, so therefore it is quite possible to say that the Christians might believe Jesus to be an homosexual, as there are some verses in the bible that seem to point to this.
But, I on the other hand do not believe God is either male nor female, but God just exists...the Eternal Now. So my answer is NO, God is not an Homosexual, based on my belief system.
Dancing Mustard wrote:What do you reckon? Is there any mileage in the 'God is a sausage-jockey' theory?
As supporting evidence I present the whole "So I just invented a world eh? I'll fill it with naked men, a big phallic serpent, a shortage of fig-leaves... and no chicks" job that went down in Genesis.
God = Homo. What do you reckon?
No, you're both wrong!MeDeFe wrote:God is commonly referred to as "he", so it's possible for him to be homosexual.
) Why else would he want to damage perfectly good vagina's with childbirth?tubaman wrote:Dude's fuckin gay.InkL0sed wrote:He's a total fag.
But can't you say that all one-celled organisms are homosexual since they all have the same sex?PLAYER57832 wrote:Dancing Mustard wrote:What do you reckon? Is there any mileage in the 'God is a sausage-jockey' theory?
As supporting evidence I present the whole "So I just invented a world eh? I'll fill it with naked men, a big phallic serpent, a shortage of fig-leaves... and no chicks" job that went down in Genesis.
God = Homo. What do you reckon?No, you're both wrong!MeDeFe wrote:God is commonly referred to as "he", so it's possible for him to be homosexual.
God has to be asexual (maybe a one-celled organism ??) or he would have made two at first -- (Adam and Adam or Adam and Eve) instead of just one. (
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
lol no they don'tDaGip wrote:Now, Christians believe that Jesus (a man) was God
So Jesus was a woman?dcowboys055 wrote:lol no they don'tDaGip wrote:Now, Christians believe that Jesus (a man) was God
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Father, son and holy spirit are supposedly one being though and if one is male, aren't they all?dcowboys055 wrote:No but Jesus isn't God...duh. He's God's son.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Impregnating a woman through artificial insemination? Pretty gay...mpjh wrote:God is not gay, but she is into S&M. Witness the plagues on Egypt, the trials of job, the murder of almost all humans and animals with the great flood, and, above all, the cruelty of the inquisition done in her name.
I wasn't trying to refute your argument, I wasn't even talking to you. I was pointing out that dagip was wrongMeDeFe wrote:Father, son and holy spirit are supposedly one being though and if one is male, aren't they all?dcowboys055 wrote:No but Jesus isn't God...duh. He's God's son.
And anyway, this does not in any way refute my previous argument that god is commonly referred to as a "he".
So they're, at the same time, one being and Jesus is god's son and they're separate? You're weird.dcowboys055 wrote:I wasn't trying to refute your argument, I wasn't even talking to you. I was pointing out that dagip was wrongMeDeFe wrote:Father, son and holy spirit are supposedly one being though and if one is male, aren't they all?dcowboys055 wrote:No but Jesus isn't God...duh. He's God's son.
And anyway, this does not in any way refute my previous argument that god is commonly referred to as a "he".
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
So you're weird and god's male. Got it.dcowboys055 wrote:Well most people consider Jesus to be both human and god (sometimes calling him Jesus to refer to human side and Christ to refer to god side) so as a human he is not the Christian God, but as a god, he is part of the Holy Trinity, yes.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Is it just me or does this make no sense?dcowboys055 wrote:Well most people consider Jesus to be both human and god (sometimes calling him Jesus to refer to human side and Christ to refer to god side) so as a human he is not the Christian God, but as a god, he is part of the Holy Trinity, yes.
