If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

El Capitan X · Post by **El Capitan X** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:23 pm

Lupe wonders.

Ta-Ta,
ECX

spurgistan · Post by **spurgistan** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:28 pm

Word.

El Capitan X · Post by **El Capitan X** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:18 pm

Man, I dedicate an entire thread to all of CC's Superstars and they all disappear.

They must be too humble... or they're out competing in the Olympic trials! f*ck yes, do your respective countries proud!

ECX

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:22 pm

I can 1 up all of those.

I beat Chuck Norris, with my pinky!

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:04 pm

El Capitan X wrote:Man, I dedicate an entire thread to all of CC's Superstars and they all disappear.

They must be too humble... or they're out competing in the Olympic trials! f*ck yes, do your respective countries proud!

ECX

I once caught a bullet with my bare hands.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:09 pm

Yeah?
Well, I can hold up traffic.

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:46 pm

i can eat probably 3 or 4 racks of baby back ribs

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:06 pm

My penis resembles an aubergine.

Fear not, a qualified physician is currently en-route.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:33 pm

I went to a Holiday Inn last night.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:32 pm

I can read a 2500 page book!

Using the sence of smell!!!

I must be a CC hero!

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:39 pm

william18 wrote:I can read a 2500 page book!

Using the sence of smell!!!

I must be a CC hero!

sense, not sence. unless you mean scents...

i must be a cc grammar and spelling hero!

El Capitan X · Post by **El Capitan X** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:52 am

That's the spirit CC Superstars! There is no such thing as bragging; we are merely proving how brilliant we are.

I caught a fly between two chopsticks.
ECX

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:02 pm

I dropped my chopsticks in my flies

spurgistan · Post by **spurgistan** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:52 pm

I actually impregnated a Volkswagen.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:26 pm

spurgistan wrote:I actually impregnated a Volkswagen.

So that's how you pronounce "Volks"

El Capitan X · Post by **El Capitan X** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:42 am

With my huge muscles and ability to run a sub-1 minute mile, I shall keep this thread alive.

ECX

Interfacer PH · Post by **Interfacer PH** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:47 am

I'm a defect from Brawl Hall. Oh wait...

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:11 pm

I dickslapped a bitch hard enough to leave a bruise on her cheek.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:28 pm

I can manipulate people when I have a pencil.

El Capitan X · Post by **El Capitan X** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:41 pm

To all those who cluelessly voted, "Who the f*ck is Lupe?" I urge you to examine his photo in the first post.

Upon noting that he is indeed black, the following conclusion can be made.

Lupe, upon seeing his photo and recognizing that he is black, is ____________:

A. A Bodyguard
B. A Professional Athlete
C. Involved in a life of crime
D. A Rapper
E. In Prison

Thanks,
ECX

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:39 pm

This was a great thread.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:36 pm

I can dance on the head of a pin as well.

koop · Post by **koop** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:38 pm

i'm not as athletic as his kind, the cops always catch me within about 500 metres

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:20 am

I can knock someone unconscious with the impact force of flexing my bicep into said individual's face.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:06 am

My farts are legally considered to be a dangerous biological weapon. I am both a national treasure and on the terrorist watch list. *shrug*

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