Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

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Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

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Finger print scanner

I flipped my wang over and used the top to get a good surface area to scan.

And I **** you not, it said

'Too short, try again.'

I was pissed.
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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

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Please respond.
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RustyMonkey wrote:Please respond.

It needs no comments, it's good enough as a standalone, anything more would only detract from the experience.
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Re: Once, whilst very drunk, I scanned my wang on my friends

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I'm not sure I would admit that.
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RustyMonkey wrote:Please respond.

Response.
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